Subject: I remember that moment well.
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Posted on: 2013-10-07 15:03:00 UTC

*clears throat and laces fingers* Let me tell you a story.

I was - and still am - a fangirl. It isn't something I'm ashamed of. However, my newbie-fangirl self was a Suethor, or, at least, had the mind of one. My Lust Object was Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. (He's still my Lust Object, but now shares that title with several other characters). I devoured fic and fan art featuring him, and realized that there were others who felt the same way. Most of the time I felt an affinity with them.

One time, I was browsing fanfiction on Deviant Art (don't ask) when I found a story featuring Data. Due to Deviant Art's lack of organization, I had no idea what it was going to be. So I read. And it was a Suefic.

It didn't have bad SPaG, but that's all. This is the plot progression:

Data's best friend Geordi: So, are going to ask her out 'cause you too seem to be really close?
(keep in mind that this is the beginning of the story and we haven't even met her yet)
Data:…
She and Data get trapped in a cave-in. Declarations of love are exchanged and an intense makeout session ensues, with an author's note indicating mature content in the next chapter.

I kid you not. Naturally, this made me angry - mostly out of jealous. Then and there I vowed to hate her and her kind for all time. Now I definitely understand Poor Cynic's point about laughing at badfic, but at that moment I was mad.

My writing didn't suddenly improve, nor did I learn to recognize Sues that weren't lusting after characters. But it alerted me to the problems in fanfiction, and made me think that I could be part of the solution.

Sorry to go on so long, but your question hit something very specific and I wanted to share.

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