...Which I can't show here because of what it is. To summarize, it's basically a very stupid thing I did ages ago, but another try at it, mostly because I kind of have to channel my writing creativity into something...

It might interest a few of the more open-minded people here, but I somehow doubt it, considering who I am, what I've done, and so on.

Whoever wants to see it can email me or something, I don't know...