Subject: *walks in*
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Posted on: 2013-09-18 02:51:00 UTC
Oh wow. These puns are really... *puts on sunglasses because I can't handle the sun* corny.
Next Case: A man was found dead. He had been decapitated. Apparently he just learned his daughter was pregnant.
So a fourm game I came up with is the David Caurso game where in the style of CSI: Miami. You are the lead investgator arrving at a murder scene set up for you by the previous poster. The idea is you put on or take off your cool shades dramaticly and then come up with your best Caruso one liner and set up the scene for another player.
Woman found dead in the shallow end of a swimming pool.
*puts on sunglasses* I guess you could say...Someone found her to be "Shallow" (cue Won't get fooled agian opening riff)
Call comes in on the radio: "A man has been found dead at a sushi buffet"
*Takes off sunglasses* This case looks rather... 'fishy' to me. (*cue music riff*)
Next Case: A man is found dead in the middle of a Pepsi factory, surrounded by bottles of soda
*Takes off regular glasses, 'cause his sight is bad* Looks like... his problems with blood sugar are over. *YEEEEEEAH!*
Next Case: A man is found dead dangling upside down from a telephone pole.
(On an unrelated not, Falcon, you might want to check your posts before hitting the "Post Reply" button. The grammar was quite a mess)
*puts on sunglasses* ...his call was dropped. *cue music!*
A call comes in over the radio. A woman was found dead onstage at the theatre.
And about this one...
*pulls off regular glasses and puts sunglasses on* It looks like she sang her swan's song. *YEEEEAH!*
Next Case: A man was found dead at a machine shop, surrounded by several metal pieces.
Well, now. I guess this puts a whole new spin on "shop 'til you drop." *puts on sunglasses* *YEEEEAAAAH!*
Next Case: A woman is found dead in the middle of a cornfield, with a crumpled note in her hand.
~Neshomeh
Oh wow. These puns are really... *puts on sunglasses because I can't handle the sun* corny.
Next Case: A man was found dead. He had been decapitated. Apparently he just learned his daughter was pregnant.
*steals Karen's sunglasses and puts them on head* Well, this certainly puts a new spin on...(*shakes head so that glasses fall down to cover eyes*) Oedipus Rex.
*straightens sunglasses*
Next case: a man was found dead in a bookstore with his head caved in.
~DF
Looks like this one... *Puts another pair of sunglasses on top of the first ones*
...booked a rendezvous with Death.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
Next case: a man is found dead in his house, next to an open fuse box.
Looks like he had... *dons sunglasses* quite a shock.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Next Case: A man face down in a pool of water from a broken fish tank.
*puts on sunglasses* ...is playing koi. *YEEEAAHHH!*
A call comes in over the radio. A man as been found dead in a bakery.
*takes off sunglasses* this one takes the cake *YEAHHHHHHHH!!!*
Call comes in: Couple found dead at an anime convention
*puts sunglasses over regular glasses* It looks like they couldn't get out of their favourite ship when it sunk. *YEEEEEEAH!*
Next Case: A magician is found dead while he was rehearsing his tricks.
Looks like somebody made his life *removes foggy glasses* disappear.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Next Case: A woman is found dead on a dance floor.