Subject: Sure!
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Posted on: 2013-09-04 00:51:00 UTC
If you want uj cake, vode, you may have it. :D
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So I got older today. by
on 2013-09-03 14:18:00 UTC
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28,in fact, and I don't feel different from being 27.
Still, 's fun.
Now, I'd have birthday-presents for all of you, but sadly I don't think I know you well to pick the proper ones (and certainly not the quietly humourous ones that, for instance, Mr Bilbo Baggins chose.) -
Happy birthday! **confetti** (nm) by
on 2013-09-05 23:48:00 UTC
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Happy even-more-slightly-belated birthday! by
on 2013-09-05 03:16:00 UTC
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And for my usual birthday gift:
In honor of your birthday, I have a special present for you! Or to be more precise, a special something that has a special present for you!
Now where did I put it?
*rummages through bag of holding*
*Pulls out Poké Ball*
Here you go! Inside is a Delibird, the Delivery Pokemon. But you accept its deliveries at your own risk; its presents have a chance to either heal your wounds or explode! A very...interesting companion to have around! -
I suppose... by
on 2013-09-05 16:18:00 UTC
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...using a universal analyser and determining the contents of the box and therefore the delivery destination is a viable option?
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It's a random selection. Scanning the box wouldn't help. by
on 2013-09-05 21:08:00 UTC
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Sort of a Shrödinger's cat situation, except instead of existing as anything between two options and solidifying if it's observed, it can only be solidified if the move is used, and the boxes themselves exist in a state of flux between existence and non-existence, at least until removed from Delibird's pouch.
With the way it thumbs its nose at physics like that, I'd almost say Delibird might be the proxy of some sort of chaos-loving extradimensional entity. I might say that, but then I would open up to whether Blastoise would be subject to a similar entity that allows it to store a nigh-infinite amount of Hydro Cannon water within a finite amount of body space, or whether the Miltank, Pikachu or what have you that learned Present from a Delibird father is also tied to a similar otherworldly being. It's probably best to just roll with the Pokémon universe's unusual treatment of the nature of matter. You'll be saner that way. -
Sanity is boring. by
on 2013-09-06 04:04:00 UTC
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I'd rather make up my own madness to modify the one given to me.
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Happy slightly-more-belated Birthday! (nm) by
on 2013-09-04 12:04:00 UTC
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Happy slightly-belated birthday! (nm) by
on 2013-09-04 07:41:00 UTC
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Happy birthday! by
on 2013-09-03 23:30:00 UTC
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I bestow upon you the gift of air from my lungs. I'm still working out how to transfer that over the internet.
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Quite easy, really. by
on 2013-09-04 12:33:00 UTC
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The Internet is a series of tubes. All you need is build a lot of pressure, and maybe I'll get it.
Bonus points if you manage to air out my computer. -
Happy Birthday! by
on 2013-09-03 22:18:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday! Here, have an Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who sweatshirt (Sorry if it isn't one of your fandoms) and have a sonic pen. Useful for sonicy stuff.
Hope you have and or are having a great day! -
As is rapidly becoming my tradition... by
on 2013-09-03 18:25:00 UTC
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I have for you a top hat kitten, strange biological anomalies and all. As I recall, you have thought about how it fits together, so I need not give you the warning associate with using feline eldritch abominations as gifts.
Happy Birthday! -
I'll be certain... by
on 2013-09-03 18:32:00 UTC
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...to put it next to its big brother, the gay leopard jacket, as Michael Thorton called it.
Together they're certain to be more protective than any suit of armour. -
Happy Birthday! (nm) by
on 2013-09-03 17:04:00 UTC
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Happy birthday! by
on 2013-09-03 15:38:00 UTC
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Drinks for everyone!
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Gin and tonic, hold the gin. by
on 2013-09-03 18:46:00 UTC
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I love tonic water, and I don't drink alcohol.
I wonder...does Bleepto-Dismal taste similar? -
That's cool. by
on 2013-09-03 19:58:00 UTC
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I don't know that I've ever had tonic water, actually. I might have to try that sometime.
Anyway, you are not the only person who doesn't drink alcohol around here. Neshomeh is also a teetotaler, and that is perfectly fine. Just means there is more alcohol for me. :P
So, enjoy your drink of choice, everyone!
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Happy Birthday! by
on 2013-09-03 15:27:00 UTC
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Have a baker's dozen of chocolate chip cookies. They're not a lie I swear.
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This is so very much appreciated... by
on 2013-09-03 15:31:00 UTC
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...that I can't add much commentary to it. Nice, thanks!
Mm...chocolate. -
There's also Bleepolate, if you like. by
on 2013-09-03 16:48:00 UTC
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I, uh, may have gone overboard on the baking >.>
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Oh, come on... by
on 2013-09-03 18:30:00 UTC
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...there's no such thing as going overboard with baking.
Unless you happen to lose it and start going Sweeney Todd, in which case I'm fairly certain I've got a Suelent Green recipe somewhere. -
... by
on 2013-09-03 19:54:00 UTC
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...I've got the oven if you've got the 'Sue.
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I'm still digging. by
on 2013-09-03 19:58:00 UTC
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I've put it at the bottom of a mineshaft along with the Deletium from my last Windows uninstall.
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Happy birthday! by
on 2013-09-03 15:15:00 UTC
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*wraps Random Generic Gift in purple paper*
*hands to DemonFiren*
*runs away*
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Ah, thanks for the gift... by
on 2013-09-03 15:30:00 UTC
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...and thanks for not using urple paper.
And I see I've got a blaster with two settings: Quince jelly and raspberry ice cream. -
Happy birthday! :D by
on 2013-09-03 14:41:00 UTC
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Have a sack of pebbles and your very own sling to throw them with! Also cake!
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Oh, slings, those are difficult to use... by
on 2013-09-03 14:55:00 UTC
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...give me a Sueliath and call me David, though, I promise I'll practice.
As for the cake, which universe is it from? Do I get uj'alayi, or a lie?