Awesome, thanks!
...Can I use them to terrorize 'Sues?

Thanks! I originally took it as either a kitten with a top hat, or a top hat with a cat-like feel to it. Either way, it's dapper.

So, what'cha up to? It's nice to meet ya!

It's a tophat made of cat fur, but they forgot to remove the fur from the cat.

Enjoy your sweet dreams.

Haha, thanks! Nice to meet you!

As for your questions...

1. Made sure to read it thoroughly a few times.
2. Yep! And loved it.
3. I don't exactly remember how, but I'd stumbled across the missions of Agents Suicide and Diocletian, and from there began my years as a lurker of the PPC.
4. I have a good many fandoms, some of which include:

-Harry Potter
-Percy Jackson
-Warriors (first and second series.)
-Lord of the Rings
-Comics (I have a preference for DC.)
-Digimon
-Most video games (I'm not going to list them all, but if you name one there's a good chance I have played it. I like obscure games, and random things I find on Steam.)

Thanks! I'm sure I'll run into a fic that requires its use soon enough.

So, how are you?

Thanks! I'll take the Noisy Cricket, and probably knock myself backwards a good few times using it.

Nice to meet you, by the way! How are ya?

Say, thanks for the welcoming and gift! I coulda used the caffeine at work today, heh...

Anyway, nice to meet you! What's up?

Thanks for the gift and welcoming! I shall be the envy of all my friends with this stopwatch...

Nice to meet you, by the by! What's up?

Sweetness! I had been needing a new set, after loaning mine to my brother and never getting them back. Thanks!

Nice to meet'cha! What's up?

Oh boy! I shall wield this cannon with pride, and the basket of yams shall go right next to my desk...

Fandoms... I have quite a few.

-Harry Potter
-Percy Jackson
-Warriors (first and second series.)
-Lord of the Rings
-Comics (I have a preference for DC.)
-Digimon
-Pokemon
-Elder Scrolls
-Spyro the Dragon
-Crash Bandicoot
-Most other video games (I'm not going to list them all, but if you name one there's a good chance I have played it. I like obscure games.)

How about you?

Thanks for the welcome and Notebook! I shall treasure it forever.

Heh, yeah. I used to be a very, very shy person. I hope to be able to join as an Agent soon, though, and write for the PPC. I hesitated joining when I first found out about the PPC, for fear that my writing wasn't good enough. I eventually figured that if my writing is less-than-stellar, someone will end up pointing me in the right direction, and I shouldn't let that hold me back.

So, anyhoo, how are you? What'cha up to?