Well, since everybody else is doing it- HIJACKING THREAD TOO by
Legacy
on 2013-08-24 17:27:00 UTC
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And putting out a want add in the paper for a sonic device. Sonic screwdriver or pen will do.
And I can't help but wonder if I was supposed to do this some other way. But, seeing as I've already done it, I'll hold to it.
Have a nice day, and see about that sonic device!
Re: HIJACKING THREAD ALSO. by
AdmiralSakai
on 2013-08-24 15:25:00 UTC
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Huh. Causality must be leaking.
Review of that. by
DemonFiren
on 2013-08-24 13:37:00 UTC
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Eight out of ten, and I didn't know Polyjuice Potion came with sweetener.
It apparently doesn't taste that bad, however, and gets you rather tired.
Formerly-known-as-PPC Bioengineering is getting desperate. by
Outhra
on 2013-08-24 03:54:00 UTC
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They must have needed to get rid of even more of their Stuff than usual, and didn't even have time to bother renaming it. The distributor may have been a small faction that broke off from the main group after the latest corporate coup, and needed to sell the Stuff off to raise money quickly. That's how multi-dimensional corporations work, right? Like non-protagonist countries in fantasy books, always overthrowing their leaders and dealing with splinter cells because... business, I guess?
Yes. That is what is going on. The formerly-known-as-PPC Bioengineering noblemen are probably going to react by sending their financial wizards to secure the rebel province, only to find out that their entire shareholder portfolio was being manipulated by the Stock Rider as part of his plan to achieve a complete monopoly of the industry. The distribution of Purple Stuff is just pre-fallout. So... fall-in? I don't know how that term would work. Either way, it would make for the silliest fiscal quarter ever.