Green Armada...interesting name. Pray tell, what inspired it? Are you a Green Lantern fan, perhaps?

As for your gift...
*rummages through bag of holding*
No, not that...
*rummages some more*
no, not that either...
*rummages some more*
Where did this come from? Either way, it's perfect!

Here, have a Japanese copy of the Silmarillion!

Hi there! Don't worry about about being judged, I spend a lot of time on the computer. So you're into OFUs? I'm currently working on one for Doctor Who if you'd like to join.
Have a potato cannon and a basket of golden potatoes. They're great for fending off hostiles!

Greetings, greetings. Have a lined Infinite Notebook with urple covers and wilver binding. Do be careful with where you focus your eyes, though. You might be blinded.

Also, don't worry. Fourteen year old girl here saying hello!

-Aila

Welcome to the PPC. I'm Len, and fear not; we're all socially challenged here! Well, I'm socially challenged at any rate. I don't think I've ever met someone fluent in Japanese. Very cool. Very cool indeed. -.-

Virtual high-fives for short stories, LOTR, anti-Legolas-drooling, editing, and Harry Potter. In honor of the things we have in common, I present to you... a pen with urple ink that burns through most solid substances. (I don't know. I couldn't think of any hybrids of all those things that weren't mentally scarring.)

-- Len

Hello and welcome, shiny new person! Since you've already left your sanity at the curb, let me just point you toward The Constitution, which you have to read, The Wiki which is a Wiki of all things PPC, and The Original Series, which is where all of this mess started.
Also, have this cup of tea. It's good Matcha and goes well with sugar and milk! Just don't let the leaves eat you.

-(almost-)Corporal Des
PS: You're fluent in Japanese? That's the awesomest thing ever! -Squees-

Welcome a-Board! Here, have this crate of Butterbeer. Don't worry, you're not the only teenager here. Heck, I just turned 13. *looks around nervously*

But my lifelong ambition isn't becoming Legolas's *uh-hum* "gurlfriend!!!!!11!!one!!!". I'm not a fangirl. Fangirls are annoying. I don't abuse commas and exclaimation marks like they do. So, since you aren't a fangirl, make yourself comfortable here. Have fun!

~Autumn

Greetings, new friend!

Have a cheap Silmaril knock-off. Uh, I mean, it's totally legit! The real deal!

"so I get really annoyed when people use "japanese" words (I.e. kawaii)."

I get the feeling you'd love the page on our wiki about what we call "Fangirl Japanese". Yes, we do charge for that in the PPC.

Anyway, welcome to the PPC! Take off your shoes, leave your sanity at the door, and come on in! We love newbies here!

As a welcome gift... here, have some music by Arnold Schoenberg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjyDs0q3KBE