In the wake of the debacle that was Little Miss Mary, HQ has been abuzz with chatter. Some internal documents have been retrieved from the HQ datanet for your viewing convenience...

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Inspector Chandra: Tell us about the incident.

Terabyte: The theft occurred in at the beginning of our shift. My partners, Emiranlanoamar and Naya’Keegan, were busy talking to Agent Reader, from DIC. She was visiting us; she and Emiranlanoamar like to discuss Gallifreyan culture and science. Once we received the call, we grabbed our gear and quickly made our way to the DoSAT TARDIS storage.

C: Mhmm. What happened there?

T: We arrived by portal in the DoSAT’s TARDIS storage area. We located the lot where the stolen TARDIS was located. We encountered Agent Abaddon in the storage area. Upon being questioned, he told us that Alex Dives, brother of Agent Dives, was present when she left Headquarters.

C: What was this Abaddon doing there?

T: Looking for a technician to repair his console, ma’am.

C: In a TARDIS storage area?

T: He heard crying and went to investigate. He found Alex Dives on the floor, crying and holding a the stolen TARDIS' tracking device.

C: Hrm. All right then. I'll need to send a team to follow up on Abaddon's case, then. What of Alex Dives? Did either of you interact with him?

T: Affirmative. Naya was sent to bring Intern Dives in for questioning at Central. Meanwhile, Emiranlanoamar needed to track the missing TARDIS as fast as possible. He skipped over locating Alex in favour of moving to the New Caledonia TARDIS docks for his rescue attempt.

C: Ah yes, the emergency requisition. We delivered a TARDIS to New Cal. Since Agent Dives was not apprehended, I can see that it didn’t work. Why?

T: Every PPC TARDIS is a clone of the original. Emiranlanoamar theorized that the clones might share a memory of each others’ “future” — if he could catch a glimpse of the stolen TARDIS’ flight path, we could intercept Agent Dives and bring her back to Headquarters. Once he had pulled the time machine from hibernation, he immediately went to work—

C: Sorry — TARDISes hibernate?

T: Affirmative. They are living machines. When the Macrovirus Epidemic and the Mary Sue Invasion ended, they were put in storage in DoSAT. Since we do not have the proper resources or training to efficiently field a TARDIS fleet, they were mothballed and put in storage.

C: I see. We need to do something about them, then: having them lying around like that is a liability. I’m sure DoSAT would appreciate stripping them down for technology and materials too. Anyways, you were telling me about the Guardsman’s attempted intervention, yes?

T: Yes. Emiranlanoamar accessed the TARDIS timeline and found a point of interest. He extrapolated the data and managed to track the startup cycle for the stolen TARDIS — accelerated by a fast-time field in order to allow for an almost-immediate takeoff — and then the dematerialization. Unfortunately, Agent Dives used a complex trick to mask her demat signature. We were unable to track her. There is no way to know where she went. The Whoniverse, ostensibly, but trying to pinpoint her location in a universe where time and space are easily navigable is an impossible task.

C: Who taught her how to fly? Piloting a TARDIS is not common knowledge in this place.

T: My partner, Emiranlanoamar.

C: Why?

T: Agent Dives and Emiranlanoamar were close. He wanted to please her and satisfy her curiosity. He built a dummy TARDIS and she trained on it along with Agent Reader.

C: Hrm. [Keyboard keys clacking] We will have to investigate him for that.

T: He has already volunteered his headcam memories in order to clear his name. At no point in time did we suspect Agent Dives would steal a TARDIS and escape from Headquarters. I was present for every lesson, ma’am. I can support his testimony.

C: Noted. Thank you for your time, Constable. You are dismissed.

T: Acknowledged. Good day, Inspector.




>>>Medical Department Records/Profiles/DIA/Special Response/Time Lords/Guardsman, the/Bills/Today/Treatment_21314

Description: Patient came in with a heavily injured left hand. Could not move fingers at all. Severe lacerations, multiple broken bones, and metal, silicon, and bio-coral fragments embedded in his hand.

Cause of injury: Driving a fist through a TARDIS console.

Treatment: Removal of debris and use of a Medi Gun to set bones and mend skin.

Nurse: Nicole Roy

Payment: DIA Fee Waiver