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Death Note Stu by Furyfire on 2013-02-19 02:25:00 UTC Reply

Has anyone come across the fic 'Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami'?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/Light-and-Dark-The-Adventures-of-Dark-Yagami

I am 90% sure this thing is a trollfic, because it's just THAT bad. But it is good for a lot of hilarity.

I mean...it has this AS NARRATION: 'ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN NEXT! EVIL ANYTHING!'

And then there's the fact that you also get characters yelling 'we must faster!' and Light Yagami suggesting a foursome. It's impressive in it's horribleness.

Hilarious by Forestiger on 2013-02-19 21:44:00 UTC Reply

Yup, this has to be a trollfic. I don't even know this fandom and I am laughing to death reading this thing.
Excuse me while I go get my Choppa. It'z krumpin' toime! (nm) by Riese on 2013-02-19 17:02:00 UTC Reply
Yup, seen that one before by the Irish Samurai on 2013-02-19 14:03:00 UTC Reply

It's actually been claimed , although I don't think I've seen AnnaBee around here for quite a while though.

And it's got to be a troll, I just can't believe that it could be that bad by accident. But it was the inclusion of different types of note, such as the 'life note', which can bring people back to life, that really confirmed it for me.

Re: Yup, seen that one before by Furyfire on 2013-02-19 16:34:00 UTC Reply

The one that really got me was the 'Talk To Not Dead Dudes Note.' There just keep on being more and more, and they just get more and more pointless...

What the... by the Irish Samurai on 2013-02-19 20:24:00 UTC Reply

I must've given up reading it before that one came along. If memory serves, I only managed the first half-dozen chapters or so before my brain gave out due to the amount of nonsense involved.

I might have to give it another go, see if I can get further this time.

I know... by Furyfire on 2013-02-19 21:04:00 UTC Reply

Once your brain shuts down, reboots, and accepts that the entire thing makes no sense, it's wonderful for the comedy value. Although before I got to that stage I reached the level of sanity that generally accompanies yelling at a computer at a public library.

I had a point, though. The line was something like 'and then she naked.' and i felt compelled to ask (or yell...) how exactly a person WOULD 'naked.'

This is why some things cannot be used as verbs.

The last time I read the sporking of Death Note fic... by darklordaakmal on 2013-02-19 12:04:00 UTC Reply

Zeus simply had to allow Cronos' hand out for a moment to grab the Stu responsible in order to defeat him. I enjoyed reading the mission very much. Didn't remember who were the Agents though.
Oh right... by Data Junkie on 2013-02-19 03:03:00 UTC Reply

Me and Maslab really need to get around to doing that mission.

Re: Oh right... by Furyfire on 2013-02-21 00:33:00 UTC Reply

Are you taking it as a mission? Brave soul; everyone's a replacement.

I do find myself wondering if that version of L would be worth recruiting, though. He's not very Sueish himself, but he's definitely not L.

That thing by Karen on 2013-02-19 02:35:00 UTC Reply

I saw the TVTropes page on it, they're convinced that's a trollfic.