Subject: Stupid autocorrect
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Posted on: 2015-07-28 02:46:00 UTC
what I was getting at is that I remember seeing a list badfics that haven't been killed yet
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New Badfic Thread by
on 2015-07-26 21:35:00 UTC
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Since the last one seemed to disappear so suddenly, I'm opening a new one. If, by any chance, I was so blind as to miss the badfic thread on the main Board... may I die in the blaze of thousand urple Suns!
*ekhm* A'right, here we go...
The Potter Twins
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Where do I even begin with this one? Harry Potter's twin sister - check (at least she doesn't have a scarThe hell was I thinking)... DracoXSue - check... Slytherin!Sue - check... Snape gets all cuddly and protective with her - check... what else? Oh yeah, it's going by the movie-verse. Literally - aside from it being a beige prose, every line of the first half of the story is word-for-word movie script!... And then it gets worse.
Hey, wanna see my impression of you after reading this badfic?
So, that's it! Lemme see some of them juicy, urple prose. Run, my brothers! Hunt and feed the PPC glitter! -
RE: New Badfic Thread by
on 2015-08-01 20:30:00 UTC
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Anybody remember this little beauty? Cause I found it again and holy hell it's as dumb as I remember.
http://the-writing-raptor.deviantart.com/art/Time-Wasted-Yandere-Jean-x-Reader-Chapter-1-448000627 Someone please explain to me why yandere fics ever became a popular trend. And then kill this. -
Where the hell is Mishonh From God by
on 2015-07-28 03:08:00 UTC
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Supper Smash Bros Mishonh From God (exact spelling) by Princess America
http://archiveofourown.org/works/647449?viewfullwork=true
Seriouly I'm surprised no agents have brought the mighty hand of justice upon this fic, is that trivialized rape I see?
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Y'know, this is a conundrum. by
on 2015-07-28 10:47:00 UTC
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The issue is that we don't do religious fanfiction in the PPC. However, this is so obviously a trollfic that the beliefs are probably not sincerely held by the author. Hm. Tricky one.
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I personally... by
on 2015-07-28 18:16:00 UTC
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...want to see how the word world ficks everything up, plus it spawns so many Minis that it probably will create a couple new species. Bonus ducks if Otters appear and are sent to the adoption center.
Basically if you do this fic it will probably require a new wing to the adoption center. As just about every name gets misspelled.
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Whe e the listed of bad docs that haven't been sporked yet? (nm) by
on 2015-07-28 02:26:00 UTC
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Um... huh? by
on 2015-07-28 02:44:00 UTC
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I'm sorry, but I'm not entirely sure what you were trying to say there.
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Stupid autocorrect by
on 2015-07-28 02:46:00 UTC
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what I was getting at is that I remember seeing a list badfics that haven't been killed yet
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I think it was... by
on 2015-07-28 02:45:00 UTC
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Where's the list of badfics that haven't been sporked yet?
Well, that would probably be Unclaimed Badfic on the wiki. -
Lotso bad slash and assorted swinger smut by
on 2015-07-27 21:44:00 UTC
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New Girl by Zeref's Disciple, who is a guy surprisingly enough
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9434818/1/New-Girl
Basically the trope of everbody has lots of sex trope set in the PJO verse post HoO, at least an early approximation of it around the time The Mark of Athena was approaching a year old. Recommend team should be made up of members of DMS and DBS, as both Mary Sues and Yuri (yes Yuri) are running rampant, it has a sequel,New Adventure, featuring the unlikely ship of Connor and Reyna ( https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10602334/1/New-Adventure ) and New Girl itself is a sequel to a one shot, Love at its Finest ( https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9401106/1/Love-at-Its-Finest ) which is generally okay Percabeth story except for the ending. Don't expect to do much in turns of Grammer, just cringe at the hint of semi-beastiallity and obvious incest with the godly parents. -
Zeus Almighty! by
on 2015-07-27 23:39:00 UTC
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...Don't let Luxury near this thing...
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*Paper Plane lands in front of Luxury* by
on 2015-07-27 23:46:00 UTC
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*Luxury explodes*
...I think ironic overpower has other ideas - Heh, I cannot help but think of this: by on 2015-07-27 22:32:00 UTC Reply
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And a few from me as well. by
on 2015-07-27 20:07:00 UTC
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"Tomb Raider: Lara's Friend" (Tomb Raider)
James was from Manchester in England he Grew up there but when he was 6 his rich parents moved to London and he when to an Expensive school he had no friends and no one talk to until one day in the School Café he was eating alone on his table when he met a Girl who was very nice to him her name was Lara Croft she was the in love for the rest of his life. Lara X OC
Exactly as it says. Also, the grammar is HORRIBLE. There's very little punctuation to speak of, the paragraph spacing is almost nonexistent, and the run-on sentences make the fic really hard to read. Thank Arceus it's only six chapters long.
"The Pirate, the Fairy, and the Mermaid" (Pirates of the Caribbean, The Little Mermaid, and a smidge of Tinkerbell)
What happens when a human boy meets a fairy? What happens when they travel together and meet a mermaid? What will happen when their worlds collide? And what will happen when they must work together to stop a great evil from destroying their worlds? Sequel from "The Meeting" and not a lemon story like the others I made. Melody/OC.
The mythos in the first chapter is inconsistent with any of the continua present, there's tense changes and povs up the wazoo [a pov snrfs in the distance], the Stu is the friggin' son of Captain Jack Applebucking Sparrow (and wants to romance MELODY of all people), and just... These continua are totally anachronistic if put together. That is all.
"New Angry Birds English Version" (Angry Birds X Rio X Guardians of Ga'Hoole X Penguins of Madagascar X Happy Feet X Zambezia)
Red form a team of new Angry Birds with members like: Blu from Rio Soren from Legends Of The Guardians Kai from Zambezia Cody from Surf's Up Mumble from Happy Feet The penguins of Madagascar from Madagascar
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How about this: Mildly NSFW by
on 2015-07-27 16:04:00 UTC
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7526223/2/Dragon-Claims-and-Human-Change
Hiccup is picked to be Toothless's "Dragon Mate" in order to end the conflict between Vikings and dragons.
A insert from the fic:
"I'm all right with mating Toothless as long as I can still visit home when I want."
"You are aware being with my heir means having his children?"
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A 'delightful' Harry Stu. by
on 2015-07-27 14:45:00 UTC
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11384824/1/Black-Frost
Highlights include him being an eleven year old karate master, a seven year old master of legimens and an elemental, whatever that is. There's a secondary Sue with "hair that looked like it was made of the sun and gold." He gets a wand with a crystallized Amarok blood core.
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Here's the sad part about this story: by
on 2015-07-28 11:13:00 UTC
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There's an interesting idea in it. A Harry without his saving-people thing is an interesting direction to take as long as it's done well. You really need to know how to do it, and you need to know a lot more about this than the author seems to. Take Chapter 2. In order to get the plot moving in the direction the author wants, Vernon and his family get shot by a disgruntled employee. THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN IN BRITAIN. And it especially does not happen in commuter-belt Surrey. The author is an American applying American values and stylistic tropes to a society which not only does not possess them, but finds them morally repugnant to the point of outright offensive.
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NSFW/B. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. by
on 2015-07-27 00:25:00 UTC
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Way back in the dim and distant past of, like, 2009 or something (according to the site), Topless Robot did this thing called Fanfiction Friday, in which a bloke called Rob dredged through the Internet's river of boiling, pus-spattered excrement to find the very worst that fanfic had to offer. A few of these have doubtless been missioned - I'm fairly certain someone did the one in the Number One spot - but here we are!
The Ten Most Face-Meltingly Awful Fanfiction Fridays, as judged by those fine folks at Topless Robot. Enjoy! And by "enjoy" I mean "wail and gnash teeth". =]