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There is war in Plort.
The Green Ads, relatives of the vile trolls but far more insidious, have blockaded the city of Borrd. They do not have the numbers to bar all access to the city, but their ships and raiding parties are a constant threat. One intrepid traveller might pass without injury, while another is confronted with seven or eight of their warriors, and forced to retreat. Some reach the safety of their houses, only to find hours later that the Green Ads are within, watching and waiting.
Worse still, there are rumours of citizens of the Union being siezed by the Green Ads and borne away to a distant land whose name is whispered as Apstor. Far too often, these are the most mobile of Plort's inhabitants - those very knights and civilians who might expect to escape the threat.
The barons of Plort are in turmoil. Baron VixenMage has closed the doors of Castle Medyantur, venturing out only in direst need. Lady Iximaz and Baron PC rail against the invaders, but their every assault is rebuffed. From the west, rumours fly that the Pass of the Five is barricaded by the Green Ads, leaving Ozerbord entirely cut off; Baron Huinesoron is said to have fled the Refuge, holing up in the fortress of Otik until the crisis passes.
Under the shadow of the Green Ads, the good people of Borrd cry out in appeal to the great gods Kanun Syorn and Spelin Tam-Ara, but the mighty ones are indifferent to their pleas. Before the gates of Otik, a crowd is growing, of protesters from every walk of life. Soon, a great meeting will be held, and the future of the Protectorate of Borrd will be decided.
Some argue for patience and restraint: "The Green Ads are but an inconvenience; let us carry on as we ever have, and their efforts will fade in time. Let Spelin Tam-Ara have her chance, and she will liberate us from them." Among there number are some who urge all the folk of Plort to take up weapons imbued with the power of Brawzer-Ahdunn or Ad-Blawk, though others claim that even these enchanted blades have no effect.
Others propose a great sacrifice to the Gods of Plort. "If we pledge to give to the mighty ones a grand tribute each month, they will surely protect us from the Green Ads, and any other scourge which might come upon us. Our libraries would be safe; we could guard against dire magics; some say we might even shroud Konti-Nyuum entirely in the mists of invisibility, that none might ever assail our shores again."
Many claim that the only solution is to raze the city of Borrd entirely and build it anew. "Let the cities of Probard's design be our guide! Their wide avenues and well-planned parks are more beautious by far than the tangles of Borrd, ancient and beloved though they be; and with high walls we could limit the depredations of the Green Ads." Oft is the argument heard that with a new Borrd and a new start, the Ops of the Republic of Iric might be brought into Borrd, and that with such Muds the Protectorate's borders would at last be secured.
And then there is Sir Tomash. Though he does not stir from his home in Iric, rumours of his work have spread across the lands of Plort. "Let him re-work the wards of protection!" his advocates cry. "You feared cataclysm, yet what disaster could be worse than this? Let Teebor be taken up and brought upon the capital, and our security ensured for all time!" Yet in the grand plans of Tomash and Baron Dann there is a grave flaw, for they have not the arcane strength to lay the new enchantments and bring the new capital to its foundations. Some propose a propriation of mysterious gods to grant their power to Plort; others suggest an alliance with the distant Guggle; still others claim that Tomash's power is greater than any yet know, and that the spells can be laid unaided.
What will be the future of the Protectorate of Borrd, and of the Union of Plort in which it stands? The crowds are gathered before the gates of Otik, and soon, the debate will begin…
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Or, in other words:
We have an advert problem on the Board. Multiple people have reported increasingly-obnoxious adverts, including unblockable redirects and what seem to be viruses. My breakdown of the evidence is here.
So… what do we do? I think there are four options, which I've said in Plort-speak above, and will break down here:
1/ Nothing. Continue to ask the YourWebApps team (Sean and Tamara) to do something about it (so far, they haven't approved the post in which I tried to lay out the problem - you can watch for it to show up here). Install AdBlock if you have a serious problem, otherwise just treat it as an inconvenience - the price of doing business. This is the simplest (and default) option. The downside is that it doesn't actually change anything.
2/ Pay YourWebApps for a premium account. The benefits they list are:
*No ads for any of your visitors
*Unlimited messages (you are currently allowed a maximum of 25,000)
*Ability to block users from viewing your DiscApp
*Hide your visitors' IP addresses from public view
*Disable bad word blocking
The downside of this is that the quote is hovering around $90 per month (it's based on traffic), so we'd either need a wealthy benefactor or some means of raising funds. If we stopped paying, of course, the Board would drop back to free mode.
3/ Move to a forum-style Board. I've suggested Proboards because I know it works (as a forum), and have made a simple mockup here. It would get rid of the advertising problem - but the downside is that we would be forced to totally change the structure of the Board. I can't find any other providers who do free boards laid out like The Board, so we'd end up in forum mode, and there's always been strong feelings against that. (Like me, for instance.)
4/ Tomash and Techno-Dann. They created a prototype New Board (aka T-Board) back in summer 2012, which was exhaustively tested by me and others in '13. It seems to still be available here; if you can't get to that, this is what it looks like, and this is a slightly-outdated draft release announcement by Tomash. The really big positive is that it's Just Like The Board But Better (no ads, and some weird tagging functions). It's versatile and easy to control, since the person who made it is, like, right here. The downside is hosting: the current server (Dann's, I think?) is crawlingly slow, and webhosting costs money. I've suggested it might be possible to run it on Google Drive, but I honestly don't know how feasible that is. (The other problem is that Tomash doesn't seem to be around this week, but that's a temporary thing.)
My own preference is for 1 or 4, which I think is pretty clear from the descriptions, but Huinesoron Is Not A GodTM; it's not up to me. So I'm opening up The Perennial Discussion.
hS
(PS: This is not a vote right now. It's a discussion to draw out pros, cons, and other ideas. If we don't magically end up with a clear consensus, there'll be a poll or something.)
(PPS: Please don't respond with Plort politics solution. Yes, I know, everybody has swords, but unless you can come up with a way to literally stab banner ads to death, that's not terribly helpful.)
(PPPS: I apologise insincerely for the French-language pun in the Green Ads.)