Subject: Forget geese, go get a chicken mad at you.
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Posted on: 2015-07-21 15:27:00 UTC

Yes, I was dumb enough to make enemies with a rooster when I was a kid.

And you want to know a garishly colored bird that will really do you in?

Cassowaries, AKA the modern Deinonychus. These things have flarking stilettos built into their feet, and will not hesitate to disembowel you with them.



And these are the birds with the bright blue heads and ridiculous crests.

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