I was around three years ago, so we may have met. Either way, welcome back to the PPC.

*rummages through bag of holding*
Here, have a Delibird Present! Be careful, there's an 80% chance that it will explode, and a 20% chance that it will heal you. Use with caution.

Welcome back, ish! I just arrived in May, so we haven't met. Have a six hole ocarina and songbook! Super easy to play, and lots of fun! I hope you stay this time 'round!

Welcome back! Stick around!

I wasn't around three years ago, but it's nice to meet you anyway.

Granted, I wasn't here three years ago, but still. XD

Have a starter Pokémon!

Iiiiiiiiiit's Excadrill!

And your starting item is:-

Ouija Board from The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth!

Now, this can be useful item on a physically attacking Excadrill, because it means that none of the holder's moves make contact. Contact moves also do +20% additional damage, making it like a mini Tough Claws. It means you don't have to worry about Ferrothorn sapping your HP, for one. However, there are more useful items out there. You should probably stick with your Life Orb. =]

Have a shovel enchanted with Moon Saber! Smack someone with it, and you heal by the amount of damage you deal!

Here, have a head that's always screaming! :D

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-QFTdFC8IRSE/VM9lLj4AJKI/AAAAAAAACKw/RT1MGLFseng/w640-h360/640px-S2e4screaminghead.png

Well, mainly I remember your name, but good enough. Hi! Welcome back!

/hands Returnbie Gift of Gummyblee Lightning Bolts and Swiss chocolate. Not Swiss Bleepolate, just regular Swiss chocolate. Might as well./

~DF

I do! Welcome back!
I think we started writing a crossover fic together and then dropped it, for... reasons?
Anyway, as a welcome-back gift, have this cup of confused Lapsang Souchong tea. It's not quite sure whether it smells like a campfire or not, so please, be gentle with it, aright?

Hey there, and welcome (back) aBoard! I only showed up in the past year, so that'd be why you don't recognize me. :P Have this plate of SPaGhetti as a gift!