Subject: Paging Huinesoron
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Posted on: 2015-06-25 01:13:00 UTC

So, I found a fic. It's very much NSFW.

So, basically: Haldir becomes one of the Ms in an MMF Elf three-way. I can hear all the "wats" in the audience.

Now, the thing claims that Haldir is bi, to which I ask: Would Tolkien ever have made non-hetero characters?

See, he was a Christian in the early 20th century, and those guys weren't the most tolerant bunch. I don't think a God-fearing British guy would have allowed anyone in his universe, especially Elves, to be bisexual or homosexual.

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