Have some Minecraft Cake! It will restore your health!

Have a flock of exceedingly small origami cranes.

Twenty two. You know, according to some people*, the years that are double (11 22, 33, ext.) are lucky years for you. So, clearly we need to start off this lucky year with a little celebration! Yes kids, it's that time again! I give you a Fanon Pinkie Pie Party!(tm)

What is a Fanon Pinkie Pie Party you may ask? What makes it any different from a regular Pinkie Pie Party? Well, I'll tell you!

As you probably know, the My Little Pony brand is made primarily for little girls. Unfortunately, this means Hasbro forces canon to mostly restrict Pinkie's parties to those suitable for a five year old little girl. (Although it seems we are getting through to them somewhat!) While this is all well and good for said five year olds, those much older then that can only find so much enjoyment from them that is not based on pure nostalgia.

Enter the Fanon Package, where we use a dash of Fanon and a drop of OOC to break the shackles enforced by corporate onto our favorite Party Pony. Now she can be the Super Duper Party Pony she was meant to be, and throw you the BEST PARTY EVER! Music, drinks, lights, snacks, party games, and quite simply the most delicious cake you will ever taste!

BUT WAIT, there's more! Pinkie Pie uses a mixture of her fourth-wall breaking abilities and a Remote Activator we managed to acquire to bring in ANY CANONS YOU WANT! Just choose your prefered location, provide a list of your favorite fandoms, and we provide the rest! Party with Pokemon, tango with a T-Rex, even get to hug without consequence!

By the end of the party, specially programed robots with Neuralyzers will sort out all of the canon mess left behind, so don't worry your little head over any damage to the continua. They will even neuralyze you, making the party seem like it never happened and that all you were doing was reading about this fantastic party!** The robots even have time travel abilities, due to being based off of the T-1000, so you won't even notice the time difference! This is quite simply the best party you will never remember!

The next time you have a special event to celebrate, just remember: There Ain't No Party Like a Pinkie Pie Party!

*Me, mostly.
**Should you have memories of said party, even vague ones, we recommend writing down, in detail, what you remember. Perhaps in story format. This will help in the healing process from the neuralisation.

From one Pokémon fan to another, have your choice of Gen IV Trainer-issue bags of holding!

Happy Birthday! I stole some of Bilbo's birthday cake: here you go!

[Song redacted due to copyright infringement]
Anyway, have this psychic pet rock! It broadcasts its thoughts to everyone in a radius of around 3 feet, but since this is a rock, it can't think, so, no one notices. Hey, it could be useful. Maybe.
There's also this blue tiger plush. Be careful, though, the instructions manual says there's a... Drowning risk? Huh.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY OLDE FRIEND~♫

The cake is on the table,
And it is awfully bright,
'Cause there's so many candles on top.
But you are so decrepit,
Your chest so tight,
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop.

As per tradition, the Iximaz Birthday Song!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!

*blows noisemakers*

Not to kill the moment, but here's a fundraising drive to help save Syria's threatened cultural treasures. I can't give too much at the moment, but I consider sharing it with everyone reading this a partial victory.

On a less serious note, here's a Boo's Sheet from the Paper Mario-verse (makes you invisible) and a nifty wireless mouse!

Have a shovel enchanted with Moon Saber! When you deal damage with it, you heal by the same amount.