I AM NOT CREATING AN EMERGENCY

I AM SENDING A BROKEN MAN AND THE LOVE OF A TIME LORD'S LIFE INTO SOMETHING FROM WHICH THEY ARE DISTINCTLY UNLIKELY TO RETURN

THE RELEVANT SUES ARE GOD MODE SUES FROM A CONTINUUM WHOSE CANONS WOULD BE GOD MODE SUES IN PRETTY MUCH EVERY OTHER CANON.

THEY ARE ABLE TO TELEPORT ANYWHERE. LITERALLY ANYWHERE. AS LONG AS THEY ARE SHAGGING. DID I MENTION THEY ARE FATHER AND DAUGHTER? I FEEL THAT IS RELEVANT TO THE CURRENT DISCUSSION.

WITH THE SKILLSETS OF THE AGENTS INVOLVED, THE ONLY SOLUTION I CAN THINK OF THAT ENDS IN SAID SUECEST-PAIR'S DEATH IS DIRECTLY TIED TO THEM ENDING UP IN THE HALLS OF HQ, BECAUSE ONE OF THEM IS A COMBAT MUNCHKIN WAY BEYOND ANYTHING IN THE SETTING.

AND SHE'S BANGING HER BLOODY DAD.

DID I MENTION THAT SHE'S DOING THE HORIZONTAL LAMBADA WITH HER DAD?

BECAUSE I CONSIDER THIS IMPORTANT.

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Anyway, now that I'm nice and sedated, yes, I am familiar with Thursday's escapades and scrapes and stripey car. The tongue-in-cheek style is something I like to think I'm pretty good at (cf. Doktor Trollenfisch and Gabrielle's first mission) and I flatter myself in thinking that certain canons from tiny, tiny fandoms are capable of holding their own against much more important ones. Algie and the Commander are genuinely nice people who have compassion, of a sort, for our Suvian friends. Whether or not this outlasts the mission I'm talking about is another matter entirely. For clarification, it is a fic our resident Legendary Badfic expert was physically unable to read on account of the horrible things that are referenced within. I'd wager this warrants bringing out the big guns, or, failing that, the small guns that can be put in the proper place with the proper preparations. =]

I have absolutely no desire to write an Emergency. Wait, no, that's not entirely the case; I have no desire to write an Emergency on my own. I do have an idea for one, but solving it involves literally everyone, and that's the kind of wide, sweeping event that could have happened ages ago when the Board largely consisted of blank space but now requires the input of about a million different authors.

You're all open to write my agents, BTW. It's the least I can do for inflicting the Notary on you. =]

That's, in fact, exactly what I'm doing with Blank Sprite right now.

It has rather big happenings, and the situation is serious enough that it can be considered an Emergency... but it directly involves only my agents. In fact, one of the key aspects of Blank Sprite is deniability - not only it doesn't affect anyone else, but the Flowers will be able to claim it never actually happened.

Rumors will still persist around HQ, but it's up to each author to decide if for his/her agents it happened, it didn't or it is just rumored to have.

I think there are plans to write about exactly how.

I hope not! I left Makes-Things' return deliberately unexplained when I wrote him back in. That way people can come up with lots of crazy theories and have fun with it. If anyone is actually trying to set an explanation in stone, I shall be most irritated.

~Neshomeh

I haven't forgotten that one of my agents was written into either the Blackout or the Meatloaf Monster (weren't the two tied together somehow?) without my permission, and in a fairly OOC way.

That said, though, localized Emergencies that only effect those who want to get involved are the way to go. Or, if you feel the burning fire of a true Epic in your veins, there's always PPC history - Huinesoron's Crashing Down and related works are absolutely legendary (in the literal sense, not just the figurative).