Hi and welcome to the Board, nedben!
Ooh... I was definitely not going to recommend Cupcakes. Although, if it was traumatizing to you, it might be therapeutic to read the PPC of it.
Anyway, please have this Fluffy Wambler. It's making cooing noises!

Hee hee, I only get to be the shiniest newbie around for a few hours. ^^

Welcome, to all of you, might I introduce my invisible Atlantian guinea pig? I hope so, it's the one that picked out your welcome gift!

That said, I'd like to bid you welcome again and present you with a rare set of Atlantian sponge capsules that when placed in water become an enormous sponge city with user specified parameters of architectural style!

...and welcome to the Board!

Have four large bars of Swiss Bleepolate, guaranteed to distract you with sugar while dulling horrific details!

Speaking of tulpae...I doubt you took that from Supernatural, but if you did/know anything about SPN, do they work the same way? They exist because people believe in them? And if the details that people believe change, then so do they? If not, how *do* they work? I'm curious :)

Nice to meet you,

~DawnFire

PS: Sorry for the late welcome--I was a bit rushed before the weekend, and didn't have internet *during* the weekend, so yeah. Better late than never, though! ~DF

Welcome to the Board! Personally, I am not a brony, but I have gotten interested in the fandom ever since seeing Turnabout Storm, a very good MLP/Phoenix Wright crossover. (If you haven't seen it, please do!)

As for your gift...Have a Rapidash plushie! If you like, you can pretend that it's a unicorn with a flaming mane. (Pity it has no cutie mark, though!)

Hello there! Have an ostentatious wizard's hat that is conveniently labeled "wizzard".

Hi, have some fudge!

Well, hello there! Welcome to the Board! I have gained a growing interest in the FIM fandom as of late, so have some Derpy approved muffins! Oh, and my imaginary friend says hello to yours. He loves meeting others of his kind. *hugs imaginary friend*

Glad to have you here! Have a freshly made pepperoni pizza with extra chocolate (chocolate makes everything better).

Well, Jumper, I think we've found another MLP fan, don't you think?
(No, realy? Has already read Cupcakes and has a personality named Changeling Discord, that's totally not signs that they are a fan of ponies.)
Realy? Huh, I thought they were signs...
(Don't be a smart-alek, that's MY job.)

Welcome to the board fellow pony fan! As you can see, I too have a character I converse with.
(Hello. My name is Jumper, because this hack of a writer refuses to give me something better.)
Watch it bub, I can still refuse to give you any missions.
(*grumbles*)
Anyway, we wish to welcome you to the board by giving you a little figurine of your favorite character from the show, with a special enchantment based off their personality!
(Say, Worldie, looks like hermione of vulcan has already given away a stature of their favorite pony.)
WHAT! But... But that's my thing I give to fellow bronies... Well, hers is not enchanted, so HA! Mine's better...
(Yeah, sure, just keep telling that to yourself. In the mean time, I have to ask: How did you find the PPC? It's not like there's anything wrong with you finding us, I'm just curious. Also, besides MLP, do you have any fandoms you enjoy? If so, what? Enjoy your stay here at the board!)

Something good to read? That all depends on your fandoms, naturally! What sorts of good things to read are you looking for?

Also, welcome to the Board! I'm KittyNoodles, and as a welcome gift I have placed bleepnerds and one Odd Container* in your inventory!


*Odd Container
Item Level 1
Chance on Opening: Receive one shower of confetti or one huggle - your choice.
[This container appears to be fashioned from glite-painted wood, and is perfectly spherical. Its weight changes at odd intervals, and you have the feeling opening it may be hazardous to your health.]

Have a gift from Teh Specs:

Garrosh Hellscream's Axe!

Putitawayhurryputitawaybeforehefindsyouhurryhurryhurry!

Ooh! MLP fan! I've just started the second season. Have an figurine of your favorite pony. (Mine's Twilight, Fluttershy a close second.)
And, Changeling Discord, I would assume you are related to the draconequus of the show? If so, have some episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation - I think you'll find the character of Q to be...familiar.

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Despite the repeated warnings, its LD50 is at 25L.

If you're looking for some good stuff to read, you might want to check out our fanfic Recommendation Centre. If you're looking for some top-notch PPC missions, head on over to The Original Series, featuring agents Jay and Acacia.

Have fun!

Greetings, new friend! Have a nice, safe regular cupcake. Although, I did cook it with ketchup, so it might taste a little funky.

Hallo, and welcome! Have a conical hat (it's got tin foil!) and some crumpets with jam!

Since you're new, the newbie guide may prove helpful!
The Original Series! (It's required reading!)
And finally, The Constitution! Please make sure you read it if you haven't already.

Also, Cupcakes has actually been sporked, by Joe! The mission is here!

Yeah, Cupcakes is definitely on the hit list, and may get Mission'd soon. We've actually done an MLP Mission or two (the one I worked on, aiding and abetting KittyNoodles, was The Rainbow Factory), and see no reason not to continue.

But where are my manners? I have gifts! Here for you I have a pair of night-vision goggles, an Urple lightsaber, and a phaser whose setting is stuck on 'Annoy' (WARNING: May cause genderbending. I've certainly been shot with it enough times to know. *gives Lielac a very pointed look*).

But yeah, welcome to the PPC!