Perhaps, when you show up with a proxy account in a bit, you'd care to lie down on this couch and tell Ix about your mother...

Congratulations. You’ve not only completely failed to understand how the community works, but also implied hypocrisy on your part to the highest level. I wasn't a part of this myself (and I never wanted to be a part of it), but accusing the rest of the Board like you've done? What kind of egotistic ass thinks THAT is a good idea?!

I never wanted to see this happen on the Board, and I hope it doesn't happen again for a good long while. For now, though, goodbye, and no good luck whatsoever. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!

*flips desk and storms off*

Usually, we use it to sniff out bad writers. However, it also works to see how the bad writers handle rejection. If they are a bad writer who is trying to improve, they will take the rejection for what it is, look over why they did not make it, and try to improve. If they are a toxic member of the community, however, they will show themselves as such. They will whine, complain, and blame the system for their failure. Truth be told, it is really easy to get permission. You just have to show you can write well. Not brilliant, you're not submitting a story for a Hugo award. Just, decent, and with some humor.

Is our system perfect? Maybe not, there is almost always room for improvement. But is it hideously broken? Absolutely not. It is a far sight better then what we used to have, that's for sure. Used to have almost no structure, just send in a story, and hope the Permission Giver who reads it likes it. So much nicer to have a guideline and prompt to work with.

So, I am glad to see our filtration system has worked. Goodbye, and as far as I am concerned, good riddance. This community was clearly not for you.

If your goal is to parody fanfiction, the PPC isn't the only way to go about it. There are other "Sue hunter" groups you can look into, you can write MSTs, do a webcomic, even just compose essays critiquing negative fanfiction tropes. You've been told "no" here, but I think you've become more focused on seeing us as antagonists than on pursuing your goal down other avenues.

It's clear that, regardless of the reasons, this community hasn't worked out for you. Rather than spinning your wheels here, why not move on and find another way to write fic parody?

As far as I can tell, the only thing you care about is whether or not you can write PPC stories. Unfortunately for you, we don't allow people to write stories in our universe if they can't function peacefully in our community, and this post proves you are unwilling or incapable of engaging with us without insulting and threatening us.

I vote for a full ban, and I'd like to make it clear that being banned from the community ALSO means that you do not get Permission and you are not allowed to publish PPC stories. We do not want your attitude on our Board or in our universe.

How many people have to tell you that the problem is yours, not ours, before you realize that you're in denial?

~Neshomeh

You claim to want to be a part of the community. A community which you claim is abusive to you. You broke the ban, which wasn't so the community could calm down but rather so you could get yourself together. You've proven that you can't abide by the rules, you've insulted the community and several members therein. Your attempt at "civilized discussion" is laced with disdain and vitriol.

If this is an abusive environment, then let us help you escape it.

Nameless Admin, please block her IP. For her good, as much as ours.

(And I'm genuinely curious about this; not trying to be disrespectful in any way.)
If you were so upset with us last time, why did you come back?
I seem to recall that we already had a civilised discussion when you left/got banned last time. Please correct me if I'm wrong, I wasn't involved that much. And as Tira pointed out, it's been 10 months in which we literally haven't done anything to attack you. Heck, we didn't even talk about you, let alone whisper nasty things behind your back.

I really don't see any reason for you to have returned, unless you wanted to apologize and possibly rejoin us. Which you clearly aren't doing.

1.) It's not abusive to remove toxic people from a community. It is abusive to force people to tolerate toxic behavior. It's also abusive to try to threaten people into giving you what you want.

2.) You were banned. You've been banned for ten months now. We haven't done anything to you in ages. The only exception would be if people are having trouble with you off-site, which isn't a matter of concern for the PPC community at large.

This is from IP evidence (it matches hers and her stated location) and general textual style.

For reference, zdimensia was banned until 22nd August 2015 last year.

Given the content of this post, Nameless Admin blocking will not be enacted until requested.