Eh, adult or not, we still love you :)

/hands over present containing Swiss Bleepolate, sparklers (unlit), shiny things, and an official Key to the Wiki/

Mazal tov :) I hope you had an absolutely fantastic day yesterday (yes, even at work), and I wish you a great year ahead, full of ideas, writing time in which to use the ideas, and lots of fun.

~DawnFire

I might have sat on the cake a bit though...

The gift is right there, I can't exactly move it. *points at the other post*

Have a replica Escafil device! Unfortunately, it won't turn you into an Animorph, but perhaps you can use it to lure an Animorphs Sue into a trap!

Have some cake! Don't worry, it's NOT a lie. ;)

Here's a replica of the sweet, sweet birthday hat from Animal Crossing: New Leaf!

GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER!!!

*LET THE SONG BEGIN!*

~So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year.~ (GONE!)

Accompanied by a quintet of origami dragons varying in size and colour.

Here's some of General Iroh's jasmine tea and some Lava Cookies to go with it!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU NLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!

*blows noisemakers*

And that makes your birthday one day short of a month after mine!

By the way, I personally don't consider people old until they're 50.