I don't think anyone's properly explained this here yet, so I might as well. Although our purpose is to poke fun at bad fanfiction and promote good fanfiction, as well as support each other as writers within the community… requests really depend entirely on whether someone wants to do it or not. And we're also reeeeally much heavier on the community/goodfic parts of the mission than the "finding badfic" bits.

That in mind, please keep all "badfic requests" to one thread. This is fine, and you're doing well at keeping it contained, but since you're new, I want to make sure someone lets you know so it doesn't come up later: if there's already a badfic thread on the front page we highly encourage everyone to post their badfic stuff there.

http://disc.yourwebapps.com/Indices/241484.html
Should I post the bad fics I found in this link too?

Also, welcome to the madhouse! Here's a first-iteration Menger sponge! Don't ask where I got it.

I've got a doozy!

The Search For Isaac is... well, it's spectacularly awful. The writing is pathetic, the OC girl is irritating, and all in all, it's the kind of thing I could definitely see a mission coming out of.

Have this replica of The One Ring that summons a random cat while you wear it.
(Disclaimer: The giver takes no resposability for maulings resulting from the misuse of this item.)

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes! :D

Take this Generic Newbie Gift! I know it looks like a gray box, but give it a description and it can be whatever you want!

And pointing the collective PPC towards fics is essentially why I started posting here too.
Feel free to hang around! ^^
I don't have that many gifts to give, but I can offer *Optional!Hugs* if you'd like them!

Here's your randomly-generated starter 'mon!


Iiiiiit's Conkeldurr!

And your randomly-generated starting item is:


The Book Of Sin (The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth)

Enjoy! Especially since your Conkeldurr can give randomly-selected use items and (very occasionally) stat boosts to peers without a use item, making it a good pairing for anyone with Fling. Good luck! =]

Have a +2 corrosive shovel! It deals additional acid damage!

And how and where do I report badfics?

While the PPC doesn't take requests per se, you are more than welcome to report badfic; if it will tickle someone's fancy, they will mission it.