Subject: By the way...
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Posted on: 2015-05-06 18:24:00 UTC

You didn't get any money from our government last week, since we don't send you any because we would never fund terrorists, right? Especially not in the form of a briefcase full of old untracked cash?
Well, I didn't send any experimental immortality nanomeds along with it, either. I mean, those don't even exist. They're conspiracy theorist nonsense, like our so-called "Ethically Dubious Research Department". I mean, what's next? "Top-Secret Institute for Puppy-Kicking?" Come on, don't be ridiculous.

If I did send them, however (which I didn't), they should be in the form of a small one-dose laser syringe hidden among the money (which I didn't send, either). Hypothetically, if the nanotechnology to build those even existed, they would probably be most efficient when injected in the forearm's veins. I also assume they would be self-replicating, making only one dose necessary.

(BTW, I've found RPF of myself again. Not sure if I should make a mission about that one...)

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