I totally agree that CATS RULE! Here's some candy - it will always turn into your favorite type. And it's a limitless supply! ;)

Here, have a generic newbie gift. Whenever you want it to actually be something, it will transform into something that is both utterly ridiculous and the most helpful thing for the situation.

Have fun!

Welcome aBoard! You might want to leave your sanity in that bin over there, it will be safely disposed of later.
I've tried reading Homestuck, but I had an issue with my computer and I didn't want to either start over or find back where I was (somewhere in Act 2, I think?). *shrugs*

Anyways, uh, I don't really have any questions to ask, so... Take this plush Eldritch Abomination! I've been trying to find which one it's actually supposed to represent, but the seven-dimensional geometries and severe impact on sanity inflicted by merely thinking about it make it kinda hard. It's pretty cute, though. And fluffy. And my brain is melting. Have fun!

Singapore, huh? Interesting. What language(s) are spoken there?

Cooking is fun! I actually just made a pie on my own for the very first time today. Here's hoping it turned out well...*

Anyway. Welcome! I'm pretty sure someone's supposed to advise you to leave your sanity at the door, so let's pretend I just did :) Also, have a Welcome Gift of Swiss Bleepolate and Gummyblee Cats! Cats are indeed awesome. And fluffy. And warm. (A bit like mini-Balrogs? No? No. Okay. I'll just be over here...)

And welcome a third time. Nice to meet you too!

~DF

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*Okay, so baking and cooking are a little different. They're definitely related, though.

Here's a trashcan to keep all your homestuck trash in.
Also, welcome!!

Hi, I'm also new here. ^^
Hope you have a grand time! :)

Have this replica of The One Ring that makes you talk like a pirate while wear it!

Welcome to this interesting slice of the internet. Have a pet alligator. Careful it can be a bit bitey. Enjoy your stay here.

*lassos KandleKItty the mini-Boarder* Take good care of mini-you, OK?

Your newbie gifts are a box of Nature Valley granola bars (peanut butter variety) and this hilarious MCU fanfic. Enjoy yourself!

It's not magical, but it's made of spare animatronic parts from Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

By accepting the shovel, you take on all responsibility if it turns out to be haunted.

Welcome to the community and stuff! Have this sprig of catnip. Also, have this cup of good smoked tea - no, it's not gonna try to eat you, why are you asking?

Ooooh, another Asian? Fantastic! May I ask what fandoms you're in?

For now, of course, have one of my own shed feathers, plus a complimentary kit of Spikes! :)

Newbie, newbie, new-bie~! *continues doing a Conga*

Welcome! By the way, it's not "Your little community", it's OURS since You are already a part of it!

As foe Your gift, I have a SACRED COOKIE OF INFINITE KNOWLEDGE (: :)!!!

Good to meet you!
Don't worry about looking Asian. I look American. No one comments. We're basically making world peace, right here on the internet, since no one ever judges by color or race, unless you're a Dalek or something.
Acacia is the best!
Cats are indeed fabulous. Why, I'm one myself! :3
As a welcome gift, accept this mug of slightly cold tea. If it attempts to drink you, instead of vice versa, hand it back, and I'll debug it.

Kitty

Heya, and welcome aBoard! As your newbie gift, please take this whistling pangolin! If the urple bow around its neck becomes too much, feel free to remove it. :)

Looks like you answered all the basic questions, so I'll just say I hope you like it here! It really is a great place to be. Lots of fun. Might I be so bold as to recommend you check out Neshomeh's spin-offs, as well? They're my favorites.

Welcome to the board and here is a Bismange Light Pen.

(I like Homestuck too!)