Subject: *pokes the Newbie*
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Posted on: 2015-04-19 07:42:00 UTC
Hello!
Welcome to the madhouse. We promise we will not incinerate you until the time is acceptable.
As a gift, please take this Weighted Companion Cube. If it threatens to stab you, don't react. It can't speak.
:-D
So I'm new here, and since the wiki says to introduce yourself, that's what I'm doing... Uhh... yeah.
To our world of weird! :D Have a hobnob juicebox. There's a random side effect for each one.
Welcome to the board and here is a set of Magic Headphones: Lacrima Model. It already is full of songs, all of those songs may or may not have been sung by sues.
I think you'll like it here. Have some popcorn!
(Gosh, a lot of us newbies have arrived in the past week or so! Wonder why?)
I may not have a flashy gift for you or anything, but: *Optional!Hugs* And I hope you have a great day! ^^
Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie present, take this screeching pocket rhinoceros! Is the urple bow around its horn becomes too much, feel free to remove it.
It looks like everyone else already hit the important points, so I'll just say I hope you like it here!
Welcome aBoard! So, as Des said, every important question has already been asked, so, let me just give you this...
Wait. What's that bag in the fridge? "Dead Hatoful Boyfriend Stu, do not eat." Well, okay then...
Anyway, what was I saying? Oh, yeah, let me just give you this bottle of capital-W Water, with extra urple flavouring. Be careful, though, it has a pretty high glitter content.
I'll leave the second poke to Iximaz - KittyEden got the first, eheh.
Since the important questions were already asked, lemme just wish you a pleasant time. Oh, and give you a cup of tea. No, the leaves won't eat you. Why are you asking that?
Welcome, welcome, you'll fit in very soon :D
Here, have a SACRED COOKIE OF INFINITE KNOWLEDGE (: :)!!!
Oh, what are you main fandoms?
Or it can be whatever type of candy you want!
Tell us a Bit more about yourself. What are your favorite fandoms?
But the ones I like the most, (and this depends on whatever game I just bought), are: Homestuck, Pokemon, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney: Colon Cancer, Super Smash Bros., Kid Icarus Uprising, and -insert whatever game i just bought here-
*grabs Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney and throws it through a portal*
Oh... I think I've just established a new mini O.O"
Anyway, glad to see a fellow Phoenix Wright fan :D
Yeah, he'll be showing up a lot.
Somebody must've stolen his turkey sandwich!
But, you can expect me to spawn
Every misspell, whether intentional of not, creates a mini. Now, this little guys, will have to be in a separated storage dimension, until we establish Official University of Ace Attorney.
*throws mini-Judges through a plot hole*
Don't worry; I also have a natural talent to create minis - sometimes, I think faster than I type :D
That is how they work. And I see you have found a new way to deal with Minis. I approve.
Also, pikmin is fine too!
Welcome! Have a thermos of carrot and onion soup, to warm your soul (and sometimes make it cry). As well as your own personal red Pikmin Farm, do NOT leave the lid open unattended!
Hello!
Welcome to the madhouse. We promise we will not incinerate you until the time is acceptable.
As a gift, please take this Weighted Companion Cube. If it threatens to stab you, don't react. It can't speak.
:-D
Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
Welcome to the PPC! Did you read The Original Series and The Constitution? If you haven't, please go ahead. Also, could you please tell us your fandoms and which pronouns should we use with you.
Well, as your newbie gift, you can have this replica of The One Ring made of Vibranium.
And I have read the Constitution, but not TOS. I've read some of the other ones though.
It's... well, it's completely nonmagical this time, but the shovel's blade is made of adamantine!