Subject: All of the fics I'm planning to spork
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Posted on: 2013-02-03 19:35:00 UTC

By name of Sue/Stu:
Syan This one is like the person went down a checklist of Suvian traits. Color changing eyes: Check. Sparkly name: Check. Perfectly beautiful appearance: Check. Seduces all the men: Check. All the women are her friends: Check. Member of a 'cool' species: Check. (bonus points for the species being uncanonical) Speshul powers: Check. (bonus points for uncanonical powers) Traumatic backstory: Check. Is the only person who can save them: Check. The list goes on and on.
Shaundrah The SPaG is just as bad as My Immortal. Perhaps worse. A few examples that will manifest amusingly: "he is so wired","nanaprobes", "expload in a few minuets", "shook violetly", "hankie pant key", and "good locking". And that's just a few of the examples. And let's not get started on the mind-boggling logic, or rather, lack thereof.
Jack Russel I have a feeling this author's a troll.

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