I'm doing a program with nineteen other youth and we're staying at dorms together and eating together, and one of our advisors buys Oreos. And he means for them to be a group snack for all of us, but ususally a group of five or six people will steal them and eat them all before anyone else can get at them. Which means if you do get your hands on Oreos, you have been very lucky.

So yeah…

You get Stygian Tea, which is really, really, really bitter. Assuming they don't eat you.

This gave me a mental image of Christopher Eccleston in a business suit, sitting in a managerial office and writing things down on a clipboard with one of those super-fancy-looking fountain pens.
On the left is a large window, perfect for viewing the streets and buildings of whatever city he's in, and to the right is a filing cabinet, because a savvy businessman always needs to know where all of his documents are.
And of course, directly in front of him is a small drawer containing his sonic screwdriver. You never know when the Cybermen are going to attack.

That mental image made me smile a lot wider than I expected it to. So, thanks for that.

Oh, and welcome back! Have these jammy dodgers from the welcome-back pastry table! The official pastry of the Last of the Time Lords!