Subject: Heck Yeah! :D
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Posted on: 2015-04-09 21:43:00 UTC
With this, the heads will lop off so clean! :D
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Riddle me this... by
on 2015-04-09 20:35:00 UTC
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I suppose this should be my introductory speech, but I will keep it simple and short, in order to avoid potential negative points for bad grammar...
Greetings, brothers and sisters-in-arms!
You will know me as 'Matt Cipher', a 20-years-old bloke from Poland and a reformed Sue-thor (yes, that was a TERRIBLE period of me life). I may not be the brightest bulb, or the sharpest of nails, but there are things I'm good at and which may definitely help the Organization.
My field of expertise includes mythology (Graeco-Roman, Egyptian, Slavic - you name it!), as well as the concept of magic - from "Harry Potter", through "Hellblazer" up to "The Dresden Files". I am quite confident in my knowledge from the subjects above, and my main goal will be terminating abominations from "Percy Jackson" universe. Some of my missions, if allowed, will be terminating badfics written in my mother tongue (with, of course, provided translation done by yours truly).
Now, I also run a small tumblr blog, where I judge Percy Jackson OCs, but that's a story for another time, since I've done enough bragging. Here's a short list of fandoms I'm part of:
Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus,
The Kane Chronicles
Harry Potter,
Doctor Who,
Lord of the Rings,
The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra,
The Ranger's Apprentice,
The Dresden Files,
Hellblazer,
Sherlock Holmes,
Assassin's Creed,
One Piece,
Bleach,
Nanatsu no Taizai,
Pirates of the Caribbean,
The Secrets of Immortal Nicolas Flamel,
Young Samurai
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Yup, the list gets longer and longer...
Anyway, I hope we can all work together in making the FanFics a better thing than just wild fantasies of tweens.
This is Matt Cipher, signing off! -
Welcome, welcome! by
on 2015-04-14 23:32:00 UTC
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To our land of weirdness! Have a hobnob juicebox. There's a random side effect, excluding death because that'll just kill the mood.
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Welcome, fellow One Piece/PJaTO fan! by
on 2015-04-10 21:17:00 UTC
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Have one of my own shed feathers, a working replica of Riptide, and a pirate flag with the Straw Hats' insignia on it!
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Drink up, me hearties, yo ho~! by
on 2015-04-10 21:32:00 UTC
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Glad to finally join the Good Side! :)
In return, please accept this copy of "The Book of Abraham the Mage" - the spells and potion recipes written in there works perfectly against the Sues! -
Welcome! by
on 2015-04-10 20:23:00 UTC
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Have some delicious chocolate pudding!
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Pudding! by
on 2015-04-10 20:56:00 UTC
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May the Ancient Gods of Pudding watch over you, pudding brother! _o_/
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Hallo and welcome! by
on 2015-04-09 23:58:00 UTC
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Not sure if have read The Orignal Series and The Constitution, but you should if haven't.
And now, you newbie gift shall be a replica of The One Ring, that allows you to use a random Bending Art, as long as you wear it. (Except Energybending...) -
Oh, that's an easy choice... by
on 2015-04-10 00:02:00 UTC
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Earthbending all the way!
Also, yeah, I'm done with The Constitution and onto TOS :) -
Sorry, but is a random one each time you wear it... by
on 2015-04-10 00:26:00 UTC
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...and you just taunted the Ironic Overpower, so you probably are never going to get Earthbending. XD
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Welcome fellow Ranger's Apprentice fan! by
on 2015-04-09 23:30:00 UTC
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Welcome to the board! Here, have a ranger horse saddle. (Now all you need is the horse....)
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Welcome to the PPC! by
on 2015-04-09 23:05:00 UTC
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I have chocolate!
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O__O by
on 2015-04-09 23:09:00 UTC
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THE BEST GIFT SO FAR!!!... (I hope it's dark...)
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It can be whatever type you like! by
on 2015-04-10 01:16:00 UTC
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I love dark chocolate myself as well! It rules!
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Welcome and Gifts by
on 2015-04-09 22:37:00 UTC
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First...Cześć. If that is a bad/inappropriate/or incorrect translation of the word, Welcome, blame Google.
Now have a pet alligator, careful he can be a bit bitey.
Also have this Combat Pass and Asauchi Zanpakutō. Don't ask me how I got them. Its a trade secret. -
Yay~! by
on 2015-04-09 22:46:00 UTC
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Nah, that was actually an accurate translation! :D Cześć to you as well!
Hello~ *teases the alligator with a Mary Sue chew toy (C)* -
Newbie! And another Percy Jackson fan! *glomp* *poke* by
on 2015-04-09 21:46:00 UTC
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As your welcome gift, take this miniature whistling pocket-Blackjack! If the urple bow in his tail becomes too much, feel free to remove it.
*reads through other fandoms* AAAAH YOU'RE A RANGER'S APPRENTICE FAN! *flying tacklehug* I mean, Harry Potter is my number one fandom and PJO/HoO number two, but RA is number three and I haven't seen many Boarders who are fans. For that, you also get this shiny wilver oak leaf.
Welcome aBoard, and I hope you like it here! -
Jay-sus Christ, me first glomp attack! by
on 2015-04-09 21:51:00 UTC
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Yay, I'm being glomp'd... can't... breathe... too much... fandom love!
Anyway, let's celebrate our Corps with the official RA song! :D
Greaybeard Halt's a friend of mine,
he lives on Redmont Hill.
Greybeard Halt never took a bath,
and, I reckon, he never will!
Fare thee well, Greybeard Hald,
fare thee well - I say... -
Mini-Kalkara alert! by
on 2015-04-10 03:59:00 UTC
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*sends Hald and Greaybeard Halt to the Araluen Fanfiction Academy* Miss Iximaz will see to it they're all nice and trained up in no time, don't worry. :)
I've always been rather partial to "Sunshine Lady", myself. I imagine it's got a fun, jaunty tune. -
Oh my gods... by
on 2015-04-10 07:13:00 UTC
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Did I seriously just release TWO mini-Kalkaras?! What, in the name of pudding, is wrong with me!? o__O
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Hehe, don't worry about it. by
on 2015-04-10 11:19:00 UTC
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The AFA is a bit understaffed in terms of minis. *sharp look* But don't you go trying to help with that or nothing!
Oh, by the way, since (due to weird mobile displays) I wouldn't be able to answer my UserTalk page for another, hmm, five hors and I'm impatient, I'll respond here. So, thank you! Glad you like her so much. :3 How many missions have you read? Also, might I point you in the direction of Neshomeh's agents Supernumerary and Ilraen-Aroline-Fothergill? They're definitely my favorite spinoff. -
About Rina... by
on 2015-04-10 11:58:00 UTC
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I didn't realize it, until now, but I've been a big fan of Rina and Randa, since the moment I've discovered "Retribution" in The Pit! I couldn't wait to read more and now I have the opportunity! :D
It's 1 p.m. here in Poland and I've been reading all of Rina's missions for about 4 hours now. I went through all the 'Harry Potter' ones with Randa and currently am on the fourth part of 'Rose Potter' :)
Honestly, I can't wait to create my apprentice agents :D I bet the missions are super fun! -
Hoo boy. by
on 2015-04-10 12:04:00 UTC
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My earlier missions weren't the greatest, so I'm actually kind of relieved "Retribution" is your favorite of the bunch. ^^; That's when I started getting into the swing of things, I think. But hey, at least I've been able to provide entertainment! :D
Missions are definitely loads of fun to write, and they actually have become my main way to pass the time. This is not at all typical though; I'm just strange like that. XD -
Umm... by
on 2015-04-10 12:09:00 UTC
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Do you think, when I make my agent enter the field, Rina would take him as an apprentice, or something of that sort? Btw. You claimed Percy Jackson's Moon Daughter, but are you up for the sequel? *dramatic music*
Also, mini-Hellhound attack! Here are Alibaster, Gruver and Nikki! :D -
Actually, they're mini-Furies. by
on 2015-04-10 12:42:00 UTC
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I wanted to make them mini-Blackjacks, but the Official Fanfiction University of Olympus beat me to it. *sigh* If you want the sequel to Moon Daughter, it's all yours. *backs away slowly* Oh, peaking of minis, I counted 48 on my initial readthrough. I'm sure there were some I missed in the badness.
Anyway, sure, Rina and Zeb could take your agent on a training mission if/when you get Permission, if you want. ;) -
Great! by
on 2015-04-10 12:51:00 UTC
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Also, I know about the mini-Furies, but before I discovered OFUoO, I read "Official Fanfiction Camp of Mount Olympus"; the author had Piper send an army of mini-Hellhounds on the Sue-thors :D It was absolutely hilarious!
I was also thinking about mini-Minotaurs (you know, like the one in Tobuscus' song), but I don't have the power... yet >:D
Also, if you don't plan on writing Moon Daughter anytime soon, would it be okay if my (maybe-kinda-future) agent tag along with Rina and Zebbie on this one? Sorry, I know I talk a lot, but... consider me a fan :D I have this habit of thinking too fast, therefore I have the natural gift of spawning minis (not sure if that's good, though)
Oh, shaddup already! *tapes his own mouth with duct tape* -
Er, well... by
on 2015-04-10 13:40:00 UTC
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I was already planning on possibly tackling that one with someone else. Sorry. :(
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Welcome to Creation, here's your shovel. by
on 2015-04-09 21:34:00 UTC
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Have a +3 Sue bane shovel It deals extra damage to Mary Sues!
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Heck Yeah! :D by
on 2015-04-09 21:43:00 UTC
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With this, the heads will lop off so clean! :D
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Hella by
on 2015-04-09 20:46:00 UTC
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Welcome to the board and here is a set of Seduction Armor, it is very seductive.
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Wow! :D by
on 2015-04-09 20:54:00 UTC
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Thanks :D Does it include the sword with a pink inscription of the words "Come on Boy" along its fuller!? :D
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Yes it does! :3 (nm) by
on 2015-04-09 21:02:00 UTC
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