... a brief biography of a certain Jaycacia Thornbyrd. It... well, it's... honestly, I think it has to be read to be believed.
The daughter of Acacia Byrd and PPC HQ, she was borne by Jay Thorntree due to Luxury's Black Magickckck. She was raised as Jay and Acacia's daughter, and became immensely popular in HQ. She married the Sunflower Official in secret, and is also known to have slept with Jay.
Jaycacia was murdered by unknown villains, but a year after her funeral was restored to life by the love between Jay and the SO. During a threesome with them, she was attacked by Acacia Byrd, who she managed to kill in a love-powered magical duel.
The defeat of Acacia was commemorated by naming the date as the first of Jaycaciamonth. Some years later, Jaycacia, Jay, and the SO went on holiday on that date. While out in the woods, they were ambushed by the Department of Intelligence, led by the Sub Rosa herself.
Jaycacia went to the Board of Flowers and asked them to transform her into the Starflower. She used that power to defeat another attack by the Spies, and to carry the Sub Rosa, Tiger Lily, and Architeuthis back to the beginning of the universe.
Jaycacia returned years later, summoned from the Rift by Dafydd Illian. She was restored to her human form, and engaged in an orgy with multiple other agents. By the power of Luxury's Black Magickckck, she became pregnant with a baby who had a high destiny...
As of yesterday, there are nine stories in the Jaycaciaverse - seven by me, and two by
Neshomeh brandy
baby. Terrifyingly, they actually form a single coherent narrative (though there's no explanation at present as to how the Marquis can 'live happily ever after' and then get set on fire by the Department of Intelligence). Doubtless there will be more to her tale when September rolls around...
(Well, I say there's nine stories. If anyone knows of any I haven't thought of - which is the five Jaycacia stories by <a href="http://fanficland.webs.com/FfW/AuthorJayBird.htm">JayBird, 'Love and Secrets' by JayBird, both of
brandy_baby's stories, and this AFD mission - please let me know! Anything which mentions Jaycacia as a real person, Agent Aurora, Dafydd-Ilraen-AW being one person, or any of the other minor facts of the Jaycaciaverse, is fair game to be incorporated)
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