Subject: The problem is restraint.
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Posted on: 2015-03-17 03:26:00 UTC

I found an LOTR badfic that's making me want to tear my hair out.

There's a unicorn (a creature who does not exist in Middle Earth) who's a pet of the Sue. But wait, it's not just a unicorn. It's an ALICORN. For those of you who don't know the meaning, it's a term from My Little Pony for a cross between a pegasus and a unicorn. And not only that, this alicorn can look just like a normal black horse if he wants to, so he's always called a horse. And it belonged to Sauron, but somehow only the Sue can tame him, and he's got superpowers. And although he was Sauron's pet, he's not evil!

That's just one of the major problems.

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