Wow, that is a lot of replies! Didn't know I was that interesting. A lot of you have been asking about my fandoms, so I guess I'll talk about that.

I really like Saints Row, GTA, Fallout, TES, Prototype, Infamous. Chances are, if it's fast paced, I'll enjoy it.

A few of you have also asked about whether or not I've read the original series. I've been unable to read the entire thing, but I've gotten off to a good start. I've also read around the wiki. Work and spotty internet connections will do that.

Welcome to the Board and have a plate of cooked Winged Fish, they are "delicious", in case your wondering.

Welcome to the board, here, have a wooden Mincraft ax.

The page you're talking about is probably the Board FAQ, and the warning...well, I always assumed it was both.

Anyway, it's very nice to meet you. Have some movie-theater popcorn (to eat while you read the Original Series) and a satchel of holding!

Always glad to see another person who can understand moonspeak, &c.
Have this cup of tea. No, the leaves will not try to eat you, what makes you think so?

Have a +3 axiomatic flaming burst shovel. It deals extra damage to chaotic creatures, and also deals additional fire damage!

Good, good, just some questions: Have you read the PPC Constitution and The Original Series? And which are your fandoms?

Regardless of that, here have a replica of the One Ring, that causes a random explosion when you wear it; as a welcome gift!

And welcome to this site! Have some sunflower petals (remnants from our boss, so don't tell him)! Brewing them in tea will make a drink that will let you lose control in the best way possible!

Have a barking llama! If the urple bow around its neck becomes too much, feel free to remove it!

Might I direct you to the Big Sib/ Little Sib list? Just a thing I'm trying to get going. So, welcome aBoard! Got any fandoms you'd like to share?

Anyway, those fics you're talking about are the Legendary Badfics, and yes, they're as bad as you've heard. If you really want to know, follow the link for a list, but if you value your sanity, or at least just your brain in general, only read the sporked versions, if at all. They have the Legendary classification for a reason.

Here, have a generic welcome gift, and please tell us more about you. Some of us prefer to give virtual welcome gifts that are actually meaningful, like something related to one of your fandoms or such.

Concerning your question, are you talking about Legendary Badfic? It’s difficult to give good advice while I don’t know whether you are a thirteen years old virgin or an adult sexmaniac with a fetish for chains and whips. So I can only say that any of these fics has the potential to ruin the respective fandom or your life for you. These things are Legendary for reasons, although the reasons may vary. Be very careful if you don’t know what you are getting into.

HG

Here, have a gift card. It's good for any two traditional newbie gifts of your choice, cashable whenever.