Here's an invisible dog to follow the untraceable kitten! I really like LOTR and Harry Potter as well.

Have an untraceable kitten! Just follow the meows... ;3

So you're from Kentucky? Join the (metaphorical) club. Here, have a recurve bow, with no arrows.

I hope you like this Umbridge punching bag. There is no better way to get rid of your anger then by punching Umbridge in the face.

What's OTGW? It sounds sort of intriguing.

Anyway, have a Gryffindor scarf, popcorn, and a magnifying glass that looks like the Lens of Truth!

And since 2011 every plover has been courtesy Fluttershy.

Please accept this elegantly crafted golden chain decoration for your hair. If you look closely, you'll spot all the links are inscribed with the word "friends". =]

I'm a newbie too! Welcome to the PPC and prepare for the craziness that awaits you!

You like Steven Universe and Homestuck too? Yay!

Here, have one of my own shed feathers, a working replica of the Gale Boomerang (because TLoZ:TP is my favorite Zelda game), and a Golden Snitch!

Have a +2 Sue bane speed shovel. It deals extra damage to Sues, and you can get an extra attack per round with it!

And yay! Another DC fan! Here have a replica of the One Ring that allows you call down a lighting on yourself by shoutin' "Shazam" (Sorry, no transformation.)

I recommend you to read spin-offs too!

Welcome to the Board. Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Guaranteed to contain at least 1% of all-natural premium quality dark matter.

FPS fan, eh? What are you into? CS:GO, TF2, Battlefield, CoD,Tactical Intervention or something else?

As a present, take this singing pocket zebra! If the urple bow around its neck becomes too much, feel free to remove it.

Also, Kentucky? Neato! I'm from Indiana! Also, massive Harry Potter nut here. :) I also love Doctor Who, definitely my favorite show.

I see you've read the basics, very nice. Might I also point you to the Big Sib/ Little Sib page on the Wiki? I'm hoping to establish that soon.

Welcome aBoard, and hope you like it here!