Here is your very own potato gremlin pet (batteries not included). Haven't you always wanted an ugly little creature following up around? You can have him/her right after you sign this waiver.

I can't wait to read the adventures of Radioactive Sue and Fallout Agent. =]

Anyway, welcome to the forum, here's an actual fairy's tail! Took me six damned hours to catch the little git, so y'all better appreciate it. =]

Welcome to the Board. Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Not for use in a clothes iron.

*high-fives* Have a scale replica of Lyra's harp! Magical singing ability not guaranteed.

Also, as far as things to do while you wait, I encourage you to read the Original Series and any other missions that strike your fancy.

Nice to see another newbie! :D Have a fancy santa. (Homestuck reference yes no?)

You're a fan of Steven Universe? Have some Cookie Cats!

Who's your favorite Gem? I like Pearl and Lapis Lazuli. And maaaan I'm annoyed that due to shenanigans I won't be able to watch the new episodes as they air.

I hope you'll enjoy your stay!
So, since you've already got cookies, have some wilver-flavoured milk to go with them! Oddly delicious, etc.

I'm a newbie as well, but I just found these delicious Cookies, made specially with Insanity Sugar. Leave seriousness behind and go crazy!

I did follow Fairy Tail for a while (stopped after the Clock story arc, but I might continue in the future) and I'm one of the main Madoka Magica following boarder, so... uh... happy to share fandoms?

I had this post about fandoms in my head, but it kinda messed up, so I'll just offer you this cup of tea. No, the leaves aren't gonna eat you, why are you asking?

Have a +1 keen flaming burst shovel. It has double the normal crit chance, and it deals additional fire damage!

I'm afraid I haven't seen Fairy Tail. My main manga mania is Monster Musume, which you probably aren't old enough to read. Maybe.

And another Fairy Tail fan? Here, have a complimentary plate of fire chicken, along with the obligatory offering of one of my own shed feathers! Careful with the latter, it's pretty sharp...

Just like my Board-mate, I recommend reading The Original Series too, as well some other spin-offs.

As your welcome gift, you can have a replica of the One Ring that makes you cluck like a chicken.

As a present, take this chirping pocket warthog! If the urple bow around its neck becomes too much, feel free to remove it.

I see you've already read the Constitution and the Permission article, good, good. Have you read the Original Series as well? That's also a good thing to be familiar with. Might I also direct you to the Big Sib/ Little Sib page on the Wiki? I'm hoping to get that started up. (I'd also like to note that we like to keep the swearing to a PG level.)

So, Fairy Tale, huh? Any other fandoms?