True, that.

Help with finding a badfic. by Forestiger on 2013-01-27 19:11:00 UTC Reply

Hi! Okay, right now I'm writing my first mission. I want to do a series of missions, with kind of an overextending story arc. However, I want to figure out how to tie my first two missions together now.

If it's not too much trouble, could someone please help me find a reaaallly bad Supernatural Sam/Lucifer slashfic? I looked on the net for hours, and the worst ones I found were only mediocre and not worth killing.

If possible, it should be in the original universe and the characters should be totally OOC.

Thank you so much for reading! Please don't feel pressured to help, and *sincerity mode* I'm really sorry if this is too much to ask.

For your consideration... by the Irish Samurai on 2013-01-29 16:50:00 UTC Reply

...I offer the following fics. It's been a while since I've watched any Supernatural, so I can't necessarily judge the level of OOCness in them, but hopefully at least one will meet your selection criteria.

As a warning, all of these are rated M.

1) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8895171/1/I-hadn-t-always-been-like-this
Author: HardcoreSparkleParty PM
It's Highschool, and Sam Winchester hasn't always been like this. He didn't even know about these types of things until it hit him. AU - LUCIFER/SAM - RATED M
Rated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Romance - Sam W. & Lucifer - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 01-11-13 - Published: 01-10-13 - Status: Complete - id: 8895171

This one has possibly the largest character ruptures I've ever seen, although it is a highschool AU (apparently). At least it's blessedly short.

2) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8802616/1/Playing-with-the-Devil
Author: drade666 PM
Drade (my OC) walks in to find Sam being molested by hallucifer while he sleeps only to join in but how will his girlfriend Teresa (my stepsisters OC) react to her boyfriend being taken advantage of?
Rated: Fiction M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Sam W. & Lucifer - Words: 1,730 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12-16-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8802616

Has a couple of OCs in it as well, in case you wanted to include some Assassinations.

3) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8620735/1/Wing-Ecstasy
Author: EliwaFlynn PM
For Samifer Week 2012. Lucifer has always told Sam that he is still an angel. Curious, one day, Sam wants to see Lucifer's wings, which arouses a lot more than Sam expected. (Smut, okay?)
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Sam W. & Lucifer - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10-18-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8620735

4) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8145461/1/Monogamy
Author: mandrake-o PM
AU where Sam is a senior at Stanford and Lucifer is the human history professor he's been having an affair with who is not happy when Sam breaks things off to be with Jess. It's a mildly twisted love story. Sam/Lucifer slash.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Suspense - Sam W. & Lucifer - Words: 11,813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 05-23-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8145461
In terms of actually finding that fic... by DawnFire on 2013-01-29 12:33:00 UTC Reply

...good luck. I wish I could help (for when you do get permission), but I don't happen to read that particular pairing and don't really want to start.

I am glad to see you want to write SPN missions, though. We could use some more of those.

~DF
Re: Help with finding a badfic. by ShatteredSanity on 2013-01-28 15:58:00 UTC Reply

In addition to permission, it's sort of... really HARD to find a fic that fits criteria that you set up. Badfic first, THEN start planning out a mission. Believe me, I know how difficult it is. But do you know how hard it is to find a fic with an OOC Arcade Gannon? Pretty dang hard!

So, just look for bad fic first, and then plan your mission around it. If you can find a bad fic that fits your criteria, great! Go for it! But believe me, it is really hard.
...Correct me if I'm wrong, but... by Rats on 2013-01-27 19:12:00 UTC Reply

Don't you need permission before you start writing missions?

*headdesk* by Forestiger on 2013-01-27 19:18:00 UTC Reply

Sorry, whoops. Thanks for reminding me.My friend came over and erm, we started to write the mission. I'll get permission, I'm actually working on it as I type. Blarrghh. You can delay the process of finding badfic, I'll ask later :P.

Woah, chill out. by SeaTurtle on 2013-01-27 19:25:00 UTC Reply

I'd like to redirect you again to the Permission article on the wiki. Please read it in its entirety.

Having someone show up and ask for Permission within the week is a bit sudden. Sit back, relax, and take part in the community! Most people wait for about a month before cobbling up a Permission story. You might know a lot about us, but we'd like to know about you too.

Thanks. by Forestiger on 2013-01-27 19:32:00 UTC Reply

Well, I have taken a deep breath.

Thank you for your advice, I'll stick around for a while.

I've also read the Permission article. The wiki is surprisingly fun to read, especially the gadgets and all.

Re: Thanks. by Blu on 2013-01-28 16:30:00 UTC Reply

It's ok bro, I made the same mistake. Lurk moar.

Correction by hermione of vulcan on 2013-01-28 22:44:00 UTC Reply

Not lurk moar, lurk less, post more.

True, that. by Ellipsis Flood on 2013-01-29 11:49:00 UTC Reply

Considering that this is your first post since your "permission" request, I suggest you listen to that, Blu.

Hey, no problem. by SeaTurtle on 2013-01-27 19:48:00 UTC Reply

If you need something to read, might I suggest hS' Crashing Down?

I'm about three-quarters through it and it's nothing short of epic.