Subject: It's just TheShyIon. :)
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Posted on: 2015-02-22 20:56:00 UTC
And my agent wiki pages are going to go up after I finish up the aftermath interlude, because otherwise they'll have to be fixed again right after. (Aftermath interlude will be sent to you shortly. :P)
Mine was February 17th. I forgot to tell the Board. I facepalm now. *facepalm*
Here, have a Delibird! Beware: its presents have an 80% chance of exploding!
Congratulations to your continued survival for an additional revolution around the sun! For this accomplishment, you receive a very special gift! It's time for another FANON PINKIE PIE PARTY!
What is a Fanon Pinkie Pie Party you may ask? What makes it any different from a regular Pinkie Pie Party? Well, I'll tell you!
As you probably know, the My Little Pony brand is made primarily for little girls. Unfortunately, this means Hasbro forces canon to restrain Pinkie's parties to those suitable for a five year old little girl. While this is all well and good for said five year olds, those much older then that can only find so much enjoyment from them that is not based on pure nostalgia.
Enter the Fanon Package, where we use a dash of Fanon and a drop of OOC to break the shackles enforced by corporate onto our favorite Party Pony. Now she can be the Super Duper Party Pony she was meant to be, and throw you the BEST PARTY EVER! Music, lights, snacks, party games, and quite simply the most delicious cake you will ever taste!
BUT WAIT, there's more! Pinkie Pie uses a mixture of her fourth-wall breaking abilities and a Remote Activator we managed to acquire to bring in ANY CANONS YOU WANT! Just choose you location, provide a list of your favorite fandoms, and we provide the rest! Dance with the Doctor, shoot pinatas with Katniss Everdeen, even get to glomp without consequence!
By the end of the party, specially programed robots with Neuralyzers will sort out all of the canon mess left behind, so don't worry your little head over any damage to the continua. They will even neuralyze you, making the party seem like it never happened and that all you were doing was reading about this fantastic party! The robots even have time travel abilities, due to being based off of the T-1000, so you won't even notice the time difference! This is quite simply the best party you will never remember!
The next time you have a special event to celebrate, just remember: There Ain't No Party Like a Pinkie Pie Party!
[Man, this copy-pasta is working out brilliantly for me!]
I could've sworn I e-mailed you a complimentary kit of Spikes a while ago... Ah well. If not, here you go! :D
(Seriously, though - I think I did send you something by G-mail, so it would be worth checking there. You know, just in case.)
Since I used all my allowance on the last gift... Uh, here have a container of Litmus Strips.
Have a... Uh... I think I'm out of Sue-color-flavoured things. I'll be right back.
Here, have some wilver-flavoured pancakes!
I was planning to announce my intention to adopt you as a little sib! And then you had to go forgetting your own birthday and sccrew it up.
:P
So. Yeah. Little sib. You like?
Thank you so much. I'm not really sure what to say to that, but... thank you. :)
Should I update that then?
(And if you need assistance with your agents' pages, I'm more than willing to help.)
And my agent wiki pages are going to go up after I finish up the aftermath interlude, because otherwise they'll have to be fixed again right after. (Aftermath interlude will be sent to you shortly. :P)
Why wasn't I told? What is the purpose of the goggles?!
Honestly, though, I think such a thing merits a thread of its own.
Happy belated birthday!
Have this bowl of chicken soup. It goes well with the winter-y weather outside!