Subject: Ugh, don't even get me started.
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Posted on: 2015-02-19 20:16:00 UTC
I try to collect on those space-miles, but the Robot Council has denied my claim every year! They even told me that if I were to try and bother them about it again, they would see me banished to Chiron Beta Prime! Ugh.
Meanwhile, buddy who lives on Europa? Dude racks up the miles by counting his travel around Jupiter and the sun. It's messed up man.
Yes, today is my birthday! 19 today. It's... Kinda weird, actually. The last year of being a teenager, but second year of adulthood. Feels like I am between adulthood and childhood. Strange.
Anyway, I will not just have my birthday be about people providing e-gifts and congratulations, no sir! Later today, I will be starting a minor RP session. Nothing major, just a chance for agents to eat, drink, and talk to each other. However, it may or may not be the background for an interlude I have been writing. And a minorly interesting thing will happen there. Well, interesting for my agents. Completely normal for anybody else. You'll see.
Since I think that I've already given you the traditional Delibird, it looks like I've gotta be a bit more creative in my gift-giving...
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here, have a Smeargle! Now you can have some illustrations to accompany your missions!
Holy balls, I had no idea you were two years younger than I was. Anyway, here, have a complimentary kit of Spikes! *tosses them like confetti... again*
After all, what's 9 + 10?A stupid vine. 21!
Congrats on another 2π radians around the Sun. I hope you cash in those frequent-flier space miles!
I try to collect on those space-miles, but the Robot Council has denied my claim every year! They even told me that if I were to try and bother them about it again, they would see me banished to Chiron Beta Prime! Ugh.
Meanwhile, buddy who lives on Europa? Dude racks up the miles by counting his travel around Jupiter and the sun. It's messed up man.
This is a RP set in Rudi's pub. You can find the thread on the other board here. Please, read all of the rules thoroughly before starting. Otherwise, head in, and have fun!
Have some air from my lungs. I know you said you didn't want this to be about gifts but you should still get many things for your birthday. I'm looking forward to the RP later.
And since I have no active agents, and the only character that I use is a Technician from DoSAT anyway; here have a "Z-6 rotary blaster cannon" from the Star Wars continuum as a birthday gift!
*holds gun, tear in eye* God bless the Second Amendment.
Hey, DoSAT needs to take a break, too! Feel free to drop by Rudi's! There are always seats available!
*The asian girl with blue eyes and blonde-with-black-roots hair styled in a braid, cleared her throat and pushed up her glasses* "Sorry to burst your bubble mister, but that weapon could be considered as light artillery, therefore is illegal in all States of the United States of America in World One. Also under the rules of the PPC, you are not allowed to use it outside the Star Wars continuum, or you risk disciplinary action. Now, if you excuse me, I will go to my quarters, to prepare and drink some jasmine tea." *Turns around and leaves, somehow gets lost and turns up in Rudi's*
(Edhelistar note: Also, I don't have Permission yet, so my Technician here is probably just going to be a background character.)
And what birthday would be complete without a silly song?
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
A silly song is absolutely necessary for a good birthday.
*Psst. I sent you a thing...*
Happy birthday to you! Though I'm definitely not singing that song.
Sadly, I think I won't be able to participate in that RP. I have my first agent pair already kinda planned -though I don't plan on trying to get Permission any time soon-, one of them could probably already be in the PPC, and pretty easy to write since he's pretty much a self-insert... But I think I'll be either sleeping or busy by the time the RP starts. Eh, we'll see then, I guess.
This one? Aww. :(
Well, if you change your mind, there is always a seat open at Rudi's.
But that's mostly because I'm pretty bad at singing.
And I finally decided to participate in the RP. I mean, it can only be fun! I'll have to go to bed soon, though, so, actually interacting with the other characters will probably have to wait until tomorrow.
After all, my brony delusions mean I can warp history into going the way I want, as long as it involves pony. /s
Cool! Glad you could join. The more the merrier!
Will this RP be on the Other Board?
I look forward to the RP session. Is it going to be another Rudi's RP? Cause I like Rudi's.
(Also, your birthday gift is a Demoman-style black wool cap. Hope you're staying warm, wherever you are!)
Have this miniature Thunderbird 2. No, it's not a concept for a Thunderbirds mini, why are you asking?