I know this is coming from a newer newbie than you, but I'm glad to see a new member. I gift you a....magical eggplant. What power does it contain? The world may never know.

Welcome~! Have some homemade rock-solid muffins! I'll have to warn you though, those are really hard and will break your teeth if you eat them. (I can't cook -.-)

Is it just me, or have there been a LOT of newbies lately (myself included)? Oh well, you can never have too many newbies! :D (er, that's not to say that we're to be eaten...)

Welcome! Have a tasty bar of Bleepolate to dull the pain of the badfic!

(also, it's pretty cool to see that there are other people who read the missions for a while before making an appearance on the Board)

Again, welcome,
~DawnFire

Welcome to the PPC at long last, you're very welcome here. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Regarding the process of adopting minis, it can depend on if there's an active OFU or other adopting body for them. With the mini-Balrogs, for example, there's an Adoptions Agency which is run by myself, so I actively update the list whenever I see new ones (or they're reported). But other people just find minis from other fandoms on missions and have their Agents adopt them.

You like the DTE? Which missions have you read? Presumably most of Araeph's?

You're also a fan of Mass Effect and Star Trek, I see! Wonderful! In that case, have this Omni-Tool in case of PPC equipment malfunctions. Also, if you wanted to adopt a mini from the Mass Effect continuum, there's a list of mini-Colossi here: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Mini/Mass_Effect

It's a pity I know nothing about Cyberchase or Pokemon, otherwise I might send my DTE agents to go deal with that badfic you mentioned.

Oh, and I don't know what the minis are for the Cyberchase continuum, but I think you spawned one in your last post - 'Cybercase'.

Oh my, I'm late to welcome you to the board. Silly real life getting in the way...

So, you are a portal fan, eh? Most excellent, as am I. So, to mark the ocasion, have yourself a genuine Companion Cube (c) Aperture Science. Now 100% scorch-free!

Now, to wrap things up, all I need to do is ask you one question:
Do you like bananas?

I am starting to gain a new understanding of what you more-experienced PPCers have to put up with. I decided to actually try and read this 'fic that I was plugging, and now seven chapters in, I actually understand why some Agents bonk their heads on the nearest hard surface! There is no doubt about it; this is without a doubt a badfic.

Correction: The link I posted led to chapter 3. Here's a corrected URL. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7041683/1/Cyberchase-and-Pokemon

Welcome to the PPC! We love newbies here! Leave your sanity at the door, and come on in!

Here: as a welcome gift, I give you this theremin concerto by Anis Fuleihan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLLiikYaV1g

Greetings, new friend! Have an Upgrade and a Dubious Disc.

Have some lemming repellent, dear newbie, and welcome!

Well hello~
Have a bottle of Bleepka!

Wow, that's a while to lurk...

Argh, Cyberchase? And we were just talking about nostalgic old shows!

Have a Balvhakaran powered armor suit! Specially modified to work for a human, despite the maker's complaints about letting idiot goblins get ahold of their equipment...

Hi, have some fudge!

Since you seem to like Pokemon, here's a free, exteremely condensed down glitch Pokemon Missingno.! While it's pretty tame and obedient, don't let it near the console. Just... don't.

Hi! I'm fairly new myself. Have a plate of brownies and tube of urple glitter glue!

Hello, son! I be KittyNoodles, and I am very impressed that you know about the DTE and the DIC! :D

Here, have some bleepnerds and your choice of confetti or a huggle!

Have a *digs in closet* butterfly knife and a lucky cat!

Always good to see another new face around the board. Enjoy your stay!

What are your fandoms? I want to give an appropriate gift.

Is this your first post? Then a gift should be in order. I'll give you a feet of virtual raw keropok lekor. Slice it thin and fry for a crispy snack, or cut it into long pieces for a savoury snack. If it isn't your first post, oh well, I haven't beeen active until recently.

I won't comment on the badfic though, I still need to improve a lot on my grammar.