Subject: Happy late birthday!
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Posted on: 2015-01-11 13:21:00 UTC
Have some delicious chocolate pudding! Complete with a napkin and a cheap plastic spoon :)
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Good heavens! by
on 2015-01-11 01:30:00 UTC
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I'm 25 today. I'm old! GAAAAH! I DON'T WANNA BE OLD!
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Goodness, you've gotten old. by
on 2015-01-12 00:51:00 UTC
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Practically elderly.
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Happy belated birthday! by
on 2015-01-11 21:22:00 UTC
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Have my customary birthday Delibird! This Pokemon loves giving Presents, but beware: they have an 80% chance of being explosive!
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Happy birthday by
on 2015-01-11 19:48:00 UTC
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Have a dessert pizza smothered in whatever sugary treats are your favorites.
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Happy late birthday! by
on 2015-01-11 13:21:00 UTC
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Have some delicious chocolate pudding! Complete with a napkin and a cheap plastic spoon :)
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Happy Birthday! =] by
on 2015-01-11 01:56:00 UTC
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Please accept this fine supply of a new product:
Bleeport, the new Bleeprin-laced synthetic fortified wine. Should you wish to forget the inevitable passage of time as the gases your body requires to function continue to burn said flesh from the inside, this will allow you to do so in a more refined manner, with a rich, plummy nose, a full body, the slow loss of feeling in any and all extremities, and an air of cultured nonchalance, sprezzatura if you will.
Now, I haven't tested this batch yet, but the last one didn't blow up for ages and even then I'm pretty sure I know what went wrong. Enjoy! =] -
Happy Birthday! *throws cakefetti* by
on 2015-01-11 01:39:00 UTC
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Have the Iximaz Birthday Song!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLOSE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*