Practically elderly.

Have my customary birthday Delibird! This Pokemon loves giving Presents, but beware: they have an 80% chance of being explosive!

Have a dessert pizza smothered in whatever sugary treats are your favorites.

Have some delicious chocolate pudding! Complete with a napkin and a cheap plastic spoon :)

Please accept this fine supply of a new product:

Bleeport, the new Bleeprin-laced synthetic fortified wine. Should you wish to forget the inevitable passage of time as the gases your body requires to function continue to burn said flesh from the inside, this will allow you to do so in a more refined manner, with a rich, plummy nose, a full body, the slow loss of feeling in any and all extremities, and an air of cultured nonchalance, sprezzatura if you will.

Now, I haven't tested this batch yet, but the last one didn't blow up for ages and even then I'm pretty sure I know what went wrong. Enjoy! =]

Have the Iximaz Birthday Song!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLOSE IN GOO!

*blows noisemakers*