Subject: Creative Curses!
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Posted on: 2015-01-08 07:05:00 UTC

So I just watched Battle of the Five Armies and seriously all I have to say is this:
SCOTTISH DAIN ON A BATTLE PIG!
(or a war pig, if you like referencing Black Sabbath)

I mean seriously what in Arda was that?! First the Battle Moose (rest in peace, my antlered friend, you went out spectacularly) and now this?

And don't get me started on the Battle Rams (they're rams right? or some form of giant curl-horned sheep. I dunno). Where in Arda are they getting these creative steeds? Does Beorn or Radagast or someone just breed giant animals for riding up majestic slopes or into war or whatever?

Please, feel free to respond with other strange things that might work as creative curses. I feel like Battle Rams might be an expletive all by themselves. Thorin on a Battle Ram?

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