Have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional locale inside!

Have a bottomless bag for storing whatever other gifts you may get--don't worry, it has pockets so you don't lose anything. I'm a Redwall fan (though not as much of one as I used to be); do you have a favorite book in the series?

I think newbie glomping is a thing. Is it still a thing when another newbie is doing it? I'm going to do it anyways. Just to be safe, you understand.

*glomps*

Now that that's over with, have a transparent kitten! Not to be confused with the invisible and nonexistent kittens.

Thanks for the really warm welcome, everyone! As you can see, I survived the tea leaves, and the tea itself was delicious. I had a cup of that along with the popcorn. As far as the urple wristwatch... I can't even really perceive it yet, but thank you! I'm sure the honking messenger pigeon will come in handy, and the protective eye-wear already helped me overcome the tea leaves. Thanks again, everyone!

Interesting choice of a favorite agent: a quick search on the Wiki shows that Bryndan has only done two missions and an MST. Anyway, it's lovely to meet you. Have a pair of safety goggles and some popcorn!

Hi, hello, greetings, &c. Since you've done most of the regular stuff by yourself already, let me just give you this cup of tea - don't let the leaves eat you, willya now?

*taps chin before holding out a digital urple wrist-watch* You should know exactly what this does, what it is for, and how to use it. I don't know quite what it actually does though beyond what it does.

Oh, and of course, it can tell time... if you can actually look at the display.

Welcome aboard, fellow Newbie.

Have a honking messenger pidgeon with an urple now around its neck! Unfortunately, it doesn't look like we have any overlapping fandoms, but no matter. Welcome, and I hope you like it here!

First poke! ^_^

Anyway, hi! Hope you enjoy your stay. Don't forget to leave your sanity at the door - it'll just get broken if you bring it in here.

hS