-Personal Log, date still unknown; DawnFire recording-
Well, things are fInnaLy--oops, *finally*--looking up. I managed to trip over--I mean, I managed to find the blaster, and, well, bye-bye Sue. I really like this weapon. The Black Widow definitely had the right idea when she picked one up. Unfortunately, I got knocked unconscious due to too much glitter inhalation after the Sue exploded--and, well, I'm no agent, but don't Sues normally fall down dead when you kill them? Maybe there are different rules here than in the canons...anyway, I lost some time and have no idea how long I was out for, especially seeing as my watch display can't be seen through the glitter. I don't know how the stuff got inside the casing, and I'm not sure how to get it out again, either. Hm, maybe I can blind a Sue with it...
Oh, yes, there are more Sues around. I can hear them moving and talking in the hallways. It's pretty scary, actually; I mean, managed to get rid of one of them, yes, but, well, to be honest, I don't really know what I'm doing. I wasn't exactly trained for this, and I haven't even got anything useful in here--like, say, a remote activator or any of the other nifty items PPC agents get to take care of Sues...I'm a sitting duck if I stay in this room, but I can't get out because of the Sues! And what if I get Sued again? I'm a writer! I can't lost all sense of coherent--
Wait! Agents! That's the key! If I can just get a message to PPC HQ--I know agents there! They can come and help!
I just hope my laptop still works...
-End Log-
Excerpt from DawnFire's sent emails
Dear Agent Loringham,
I know we haven't known each other for very long, and that your schedule is often quite busy, due to all the badfic, but a situation has arisen here at the Board and I need your help. Please come quickly, and bring everything you need to take down an as-yet-unknown number of Sues. Be warned: they explode into glitter when killed (or at least one of them has), in violation of most normal Sue deaths.
I am currently trapped in my room, and have heard nothing from my fellow Board members. What little I do know is that there has been a sudden influx of Sues, most likely the ones that were being kept in the basement for
--message clipped--
((Extra note--Whoops, a dragoon is *not* a ship. Thank you Gilbert & Sullivan for reminding me that a dragoon is actually a specific type of soldier...Put it down to forgetfulness and Suefluence. ~DF))