Subject: I never knew we had urple walls...
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Posted on: 2013-01-16 10:24:00 UTC
-Personal log, date unknown; DawnFire recording-
I'm not completely sure what's going on. I mean, I'm pretty sure my walls were a normal color when I went to sleep, but now they're urple (my eyes!) and there's an alarming amount of glitter on the floor. It looks like Sue symptoms, but I know all the Sues are locked in the basement...
*pause*
Oh no. Footsteps...and singing...awfully *perfect* singing that's hurting my ears...where did I put the weapons? I know I have them, but where--oh, found the tribble--and the purple artichoke, good grief, it's covered in glitter! Poor plant--wait, weapons! Where are they, I know I have a Chitauri blaster in here somewhere--
*crashTHUD*
Owww...lookit all the glitter...
(New, very chipper voice): Ohmigosh, r u, lykee, oK?)
Must--find--blaster--
(Voice again, still annoyingly chipper): Lyke, whai wuld u need a blister, sily?? Their's, lyk, no-1 hear to fite!!! *giggle*
Musst--kill--Sue--glitttterrr--prettY--NO!--Blaster, I need to find the--
(Same voice): U dont, lyk need any silyy blast-thingy, i cAn totalY prtoekt u!! im teh BEST at fiting!
I--*cough*--think there'S a--something--for you to fite--I mean fight--in the--hallway--why don't you--go and--keep it from--*more coughing*--ge-getting in here? *extended bout of coughing*
(Voice): *pause* Okies!! Stai hear!!! ill toTAly go lyk, saivee teh dai nao!! *bouncy footsteps*
*pause*
Must--close--door--Must find--blaster--
*a series of noises and cursing. Faint noises of the Voice exclaiming can be heard. Finally, there is a thud and a click, and the Voice is muffled. There is another thud as DawnFire collapses*
*mumbling* Stupid Sues...need the blaster, where is it...glitter...sparkleS...its sO, lyke, pRiTtYY!!NO!!!! Argh...You may cover my room in glitter, and paint my walls urple, but you will not get my SPaG! You hear me? You will never get my SPaG!!
*thudthudthudthud*
(The same Voice, somewhat muffled): Lyke, ddi u c taht?? I lyk toTAllY dfeatedd teh dragoon!!
*pause* *hysterical laughter*
Oh dear heavens, she just defeated a SHIP.
Help me...
-End log-