Subject: Presents!
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Posted on: 2013-01-14 00:46:00 UTC

Because I'm new to the posting aspect of PPCing, I forgot. However, I have been reminded, and so, I am now gifting you with such useful items as:

Chocolate (for when you run into Dementors or just plain want some)

Bleepolate (for when you want your memories to go fuzzy while you get a sugar rush)

One (1) exploding pen (same rules as the one in the James Bond movie GoldenEye--click it three times, and you have four seconds, I believe, to disarm it by clicking it three more times. If you don't disarm it, it...explodes rather spectacularly. This particular pen is one of quite a few identical onesmade by Q-branch. Unfortunately, the customized BMW and Q's lunch did not have extras lying around for awed agents to pick up, but on the other hand...exploding pen. Just make sure not to accidentally give it to Skyfall!verse Bond--he's not supposed to have one).

A serving of chips/french fries (straight from a chip shop in Doctor Who canon London)

And a partridge in a--wait, no, sorry. Unless you want one, of course, then you're welcome to it. What I meant was: And a playlist of good music of your choice (for use in drowning out annoying music and conversations in songfics and Mary-Sue fics, and any other fics too, really.)

Welcome to the party :)

~DawnFire

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