Here's some bubble wrap. Of course we could be friends!

Another D. Gray-Man fan? I thought the day would never come. It isn't as popular as I'd like to think it is, so when someone pops up I get really happy. Have a golem, and welcome a-Board.

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some bleepnerds!

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. The only tried-and-true counter to the 6 pool!

Hi, have some fudge!

We're a friendly group. :) Here, have a fluffy hat that will change color and pattern to your preferences!

Have a Bag of Holding! You might need it for all these gifts! It's bigger on the inside, and weight-reducing too.

There sure are a lot of us now.
Here, have a spell book of stone to flesh. (Warning: do not use on statues of dangerous mythological creatures.)

Take a Wonderball. Various candies are wrapped (not in actual candy wrappers, mind you) inside a round, chocolate shell! See what you get!

Because I'm new to the posting aspect of PPCing, I forgot. However, I have been reminded, and so, I am now gifting you with such useful items as:

Chocolate (for when you run into Dementors or just plain want some)

Bleepolate (for when you want your memories to go fuzzy while you get a sugar rush)

One (1) exploding pen (same rules as the one in the James Bond movie GoldenEye--click it three times, and you have four seconds, I believe, to disarm it by clicking it three more times. If you don't disarm it, it...explodes rather spectacularly. This particular pen is one of quite a few identical onesmade by Q-branch. Unfortunately, the customized BMW and Q's lunch did not have extras lying around for awed agents to pick up, but on the other hand...exploding pen. Just make sure not to accidentally give it to Skyfall!verse Bond--he's not supposed to have one).

A serving of chips/french fries (straight from a chip shop in Doctor Who canon London)

And a partridge in a--wait, no, sorry. Unless you want one, of course, then you're welcome to it. What I meant was: And a playlist of good music of your choice (for use in drowning out annoying music and conversations in songfics and Mary-Sue fics, and any other fics too, really.)

Welcome to the party :)

~DawnFire

Here is your complimentary Awake! Please feed it espresso, love, or CAFfeine.

Have a gun that fires live bees. Don't worry they rarely bother with the wielder.

Have some lemming repellent! You may need it.

Have a pair of spec- waitthoseareminenogivethemback.

I have things for you! A pair of night-vision goggles, a lion plushie, a cardboard box with "THE ORANGE" printed on the side, an 8-foot bullwhip, and a fencing saber.

But yeah. Welcome!

Hi! Welcome! I suppose I'm technically new myself, but welcome anyway! Nice to meet you!

Hooray for friends! Welcome to the PPC. What're your fandoms? (So I can pick an appropriate welcome gift)

Greetings! Of course we can all be friends!

Now, help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!