Subject: Permission Request
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Posted on: 2013-01-13 04:15:00 UTC

I have read the Permission page on the wiki several times. So here goes:

Agent Profiles (Tanya is my self-insert and Joani is Apricot's, but I'm the main writer)

Name: Tanya Verde
Age: Older than Joani
Species: Human
Home Continuum: Real World
Department: DMS
Division: Star Trek (yes, it exists)
RC: 1966
Partner: Joani Verde
Fandom(s): Star Trek, TNG preferred (and many more fandoms, not really relevant)
Lust Objects: Spock, Data, Harry Kim, Vorik,
Favorites: The lust objects, also Q, Deanna Troi, Picard, Seven of Nine, Geordi LaForge, Janeway, Chekov
Weapon(s): She prefers to use poetic justice, but she carries a phaser rifle just in case. Though sometimes she forgets that it's a ranged weapon and clubs the Sue over the head with it. Oops.
Appearance: On the shortish side (5'4") and curvy. Brown eyes and brown hair would make her look generic, but her hair is shoulder length and wildly curly. Not particularly fit or coordinated, the only way she can use a phaser rifle is with 24th century aiming technology. She is absolutely useless with any other weapon (think Bilbo Baggins in the Hobbit movie "If I scream and wave my sword around maybe the goblins won't come near me!") She tends to wear the standard PPC black because it's easy, but she likes jewelry and steals it off Sues when she gets a chance. Also, her signature fluffy purple hat.
Personality: Simple physics: a Tanya at rest will stay at rest until a force acts upon her. She is quiet and introverted, but if she perceives that something is wrong with the world she will start to protest. Loudly, with some but not complete situational awareness. This passion comes from Star Trek ideals of justice, and Sues who go against any of Star Trek's messages is one of her biggest “Berserk Buttons”. She does care about people in general, but actually dealing with them, especially in big groups, makes her uncomfortable. She has one or more Lust Objects for each fandom she's into, and will be incredibly angry if a Sue messes with them. Messing with multiple lust objects or favorites makes her homicidal. Luckily, most of her favorite characters are logical, so telling her that she's being unreasonable or illogical has a surprisingly quick effect, as will saying "if you jump out there and kill the Sue you'll look like a homicidal crazy in front of [insert name of lust object/favorite]". Also, her last mission taught her a bit about looking before you leap. She likes routine in her life, and the PPC doesn't really provide that, and neither does her sister.
Pre-PPC: Average human geek on Earth, mother, father, sister (who becomes her partner). She fell through a plothole to HQ, and when her sister tried to investigate where she went she fell into the same plothole. She applied to the Star Trek division, and got it. This turned out not to be the stroke of good luck she thought it was.
PPC history: At the time of writing, she has been on her first mission, killing this Sue (links are to the author's profiles, read at your own risk) with a not-so-reformed Sue agent. The experience necessitated a visit to FicPsych and regular consumption of bleepolate, and instilled in her a hatred for Uncanonical Species!Sues and squick. Her partner went crazy.

Name: Joani Verde
Age: Younger than Tanya
Species: Human
Home Continuum: Real World
Department: DMS
Division: Star Trek
RC: 1966
Partner: Tanya Verde
Fandom(s): Star Trek, Voyager preferred (and many more fandoms, not really relevant)
Lust Objects: Vorik, Taurik, and any other cute random ensigns.
Favorites: The lust objects, also Q, Picard, Seven of Nine, Janeway, Data, Spock
Weapon(s): She likes the feeling of empowerment she gets when using a phaser rifle.
Appearance: Joani is two inches taller than Tanya and proud of it. She is skinny with long arms and legs. She has medium length brown hair (usually tied in a ponytail) and brown eyes. She has a scar above her left eye from a close encounter with the Borg in her last mission.
Personality: Joani is stubborn and opinionated. She complains about small discomfort, especially if it’s cold. She has a phobia of PPC technology after almost getting assimilated by the Borg, and she blames Makes-Things for occasionally hearing the voice of the Collective in her head. This results in banging-her-head-against-the-wall routines. However, when not dealing with the Borg or PPC technology, she is quite pleasant to people and is more sociable than her sister. She is easily distracted by small cute things, like small children or kittens. She tends not to react violently in badfic, rather, she becomes overly dramatic (much to Tanya’s annoyance, as she only reacts when there is a reason).
Pre-PPC: She went looking for her sister and fell into the same plothole leading to HQ.
PPC History: She applied to the Star Trek division, but was assigned to Despatch because a badfic involving a Sue transdimensionally snatching the Borg and the Enterprise-D had just been found, and they needed someone with Trek knowledge. She had to infiltrate a Borg cube, using a strategy from a Voyager episode where the characters allowed themselves to get assimilated but used some sort of mental blocker to stop it from taking over their minds. However, her CAD exploded, which indicated to the Borg that she and her partner weren't actually drones. They barely escaped, and the disguise proved tricky to remove, so she still has a scar and occasionally picks up Borg transmissions when in close proximity. She blames Makes-Things because he’d repaired the CAD just before it exploded.

Information

Their RC: The Star Trek division is the oldest division in the PPC, because Star Trek was where modern fandom and fanfiction started. Therefore, their RC is decked out in Star Trek style--sliding doors, console, replicator, arsenal of Star Trek weapons and gadgets, and every episode and movie ever made in a computer database (courtesy of the first agents in the RC, which programmed it to update itself when a new episode was produced. Star Trek: TOS was still running at the time, hence RC#1966). The RC might be a Trekkie's dream, but it's dusty from disuse, and some of the tech doesn't quite work (the door sticks, and the replicator sometime makes you a puddle of tea rather than a cup). Another thing the first agents did was program the console to go "WHEE-OO!" like the communications system on TOS. This annoys Tanya and Joani no end, as their favorite series are, respectively, TNG and Voyager. Not to mention that it is just as obnoxiously loud as “BEEP!”, and has the same sense of timing.
Interactions as Partners: Tanya and Joani are only paired together as siblings because of the lack of Star Trek agents and the Flowers wanted to see what would happen. Of course, this means that they don’t quite get along well. In many ways, they are complete opposites—Tanya likes routine, Joani is more flexible, Tanya is subdued and calm unless provoked, Joani is consistently lively and tends to overdramatize things, Tanya is a hardcore luster, Joani has few Lust Objects, Tanya is philosophical, Joani is bored by that sort of thing, Tanya is not very sociable, Joani enjoys social interaction, etc. And being siblings, they like to use their differences against each other, such as Joani interfering in Tanya’s routine or Tanya ignoring Joani when she’s being chatty. However, they do have each other’s backs, and they are agreed on important things like “Sues need to die” and “Star Trek is awesome”.

Permission Piece

OFAS (if a Permission Giver has read OFAS before, there's a new chapter)

Badfic to spork (by Sue/Stu's name)

Syan
Shaundrah
Jack Russel

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