Subject: I surely hope with all my heart that it is just a troll...
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Posted on: 2014-09-16 18:25:00 UTC
For the love of Neo-Queen Serenity, it has to be. Just like Snowy, the moment I even just even found out about it (via the Fanfic Critic), I never wished so hard for some Bleeprin.
And I of course, just her, made the brilliant move to read
the thing. My insides are revolting just from thinking about it and typing this out!
Eariler today, I was looking up fanfiction for my favorite pairings. I'm a fan of the new Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles Cartoon and liked the ship tease of Leo/Karai so naturally I looked up the pairing.To my abousolte horror I found more than one fic with warnings for sexual content. This leads me too my next question. Did you ever come across a fanfic that made you want to reach for the brain bleach just by reading the summary.
...a particularly nasty Apritello one I stumbled across. Thank God there were warnings in the summary, but still... ick.
I don't think it is humanly or phisically possible to get more
vile in squicky matters than.... Chibiusa's seventh birthday (NSFW, NSFB, Not Safe For Soul for that matter,) don't worry, the link doesn't take you directly to the atrocious abomination.
That leads to a Sailor Moon Badfic archive page. The author of that page can probably explain better than I currently can why the Glauring thing is so revulsing. If you want a relatively (a term used veeery loosely here) safer version, a heavely edited, sporked version is provided here
, but for the love of Olivie, check the former link first and tread cautiously...
even though I didn't get a reaction off that, It's probably going to make anyone who reads it barf. even if they are a pedophile.
For the love of Neo-Queen Serenity, it has to be. Just like Snowy, the moment I even just even found out about it (via the Fanfic Critic), I never wished so hard for some Bleeprin.
And I of course, just her, made the brilliant move to read
the thing. My insides are revolting just from thinking about it and typing this out!
Glauring the Mini-Balrog, say hello to ADWTNANS the Culture
Offensive Unit-mini!
At one point I was looking up Homestuck badfics in an effort to find out which ones were the worst and most prevalent. So I find this fic on AO3 that's got all the weirdest tags; mpreg, eggpreg, egg laying, etcetera, etcetera, and so forth. So, in a fit of absolute brilliance, I decided I was going to read it.
Yeah, no.
I've never wished so hard that bleeprin was real, and about two thirds of the way through I had to take a break to go get some vinegar because my stomach was revolting so hard. But I read it all the way to the end, and I know that I will never ever forget that Homestuck is a thing, if only because of that fic, because it was seared into my memory with a branding iron fresh from a fire the temperature of a dying sun. Eerghu.
afahvhobna.
And then there's Thirty Hs, but I'm not sure anyone even needs to mention that one. I made my friend almost cry just by summarizing the first three chapters to him. (I was trying to prove that badfic really is "that bad." Did I hit him too hard?) I really did cry when I got to chapter eight.
What's the link?
I pulled out the second I was finished and then cleared my browser history. But if I ever encounter it again I'll be sure to share. It was on AO3 if you want to look for it.
Nothing against mpreg in and of itself just here, but it should never be combined with eggpreg in that way. Never. 0_0
Mostly involving that nasty corner where sex and violence intersect, and not in the way most people would consider to be kinky.
And then there's that other corner, dealing with different bodily functions.
I've grown used to a lot, though, and learned to frown, close the tab, delete my history and move on.
A SotINF fic titled 'josh rapes sophie'. rape, incest and paedophilia, in 3 letters.
Violation of the Evenstar. though I've read the sporking, and that's funny.