Your assumption is correct. Welcome to the crazy world of the PPC. Take all the chocolate-you'll need it.

Have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional locale in it!

Take this Frozen gown. The glitter is amazing.

Here, have a virtual terang bulan. I hope you aren't lactose intolerant. Also, some virtual coffee to wash it down.

Have you watched Legend of Korra? The three season are action-packed, which is a very good and somewhat bad thing.

Oh, i forgot to tell you this: my ff.net acount name is Wakah-Chan(a minor location in SotINF).

So what are your fandoms? You mentioned C***b***n, so I'm assuming you like Lord of the Rings/Tolkien in general. (Also, while I appreciate your mental fortitude, we don't generally make people read Legendary Badfics before joining.) Do you have a favorite spinoff yet? Mine are Caddy-shack's and Herr Wozzeck's.

Anyway, I look forward to hearing more from you. Enjoy your complementary peanut butter cookies! (I tend to give out food for this sort of thing.)

I was quite a bit of lurker too. Glad to know you read plenty of the material in the wiki. It is always good when people do their research.

I think Kitty has already bombarded you with enough questions,
so here, have my trademark Rorschach Book ( Changes according to your current reading interests.)

Assuming that you know of My Little Pony, I was unfortunate enough to read part of Cupcakes once. As bad as it was, though, I've heard of worse. Like Sweet Apple Massacre...

Here, have a Lyra plushie (now 100% free of suggestive holes!), plus one of my own shed feathers (careful, it's pretty sharp!) and a complimentary set of Spikes!

Yes, yes you are. :) I actually read Celebrian.... But... Yeah, don't :)
Have an agent plushie! It's cuddly and dangerous!

Relax! Sit back! Have fun! We don't bite. (Much.)
Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test.
Seriously, there isn't any specific procedure on being a PPCer. As far as we're concerned, you're part of the gang, now. Unless you're mean. But you should be fine.
But! You really haven't told us much! So, are you male or female or robot or starfish? Which fandoms are you in? Do you enjoy pina colidas and long walks on the beach? How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol Hoardes got bored?
Have a scoop of frozen blueberries in cold mango juice! It's delicious. In RL too, so you should try it!

~Kitty

Yep, the Board seems to be the place to get to know everybody. Were you reading the original Legendary Badfics or the PPC'ed ones. If the former, have some Bleeprin, and I feel your pain. I was foolish enough to read both versions of Agony in Pink unsporked. Got any particular fandoms or agents you really like?

It's fun hanging around. There's always something going on...
As a newbie gift I give you this cup of delicious Lady Grey tea. Just don't let the leaves eat you.

Hello and welcome!

I give to you now a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver bindings. Beware your eyes!

-Aila