Subject: Welcome aboard!
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Posted on: 2014-09-12 18:08:00 UTC
I was quite a bit of lurker too. Glad to know you read plenty of the material in the wiki. It is always good when people do their research.
I think Kitty has already bombarded you with enough questions,
so here, have my trademark Rorschach Book ( Changes according to your current reading interests.)
Hello wiki! I have been reading this wiki for 4 months now and thought it was time to introduce my self on the board. I have become completely engrossed in the wiki and have read: the original series, the histories (the one with origin in it, lofty skies, and crashing down, to be specific), several essays about sues and conspiracy theories, and most of the legendary badfics, except celebrian, which was too disgusting to read past the second chapter without vomiting. If I read the FAQs correctly, I am now supposed to bum around on the board for a bit, right?
Your assumption is correct. Welcome to the crazy world of the PPC. Take all the chocolate-you'll need it.
Have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional locale in it!
It appears to be malfunctioning... it turned into forks.
Take this Frozen gown. The glitter is amazing.
thanks! I can train my dog to attack sues with it!
Here, have a virtual terang bulan. I hope you aren't lactose intolerant. Also, some virtual coffee to wash it down.
Have you watched Legend of Korra? The three season are action-packed, which is a very good and somewhat bad thing.
nope, i have not
Oh, i forgot to tell you this: my ff.net acount name is Wakah-Chan(a minor location in SotINF).
So what are your fandoms? You mentioned C***b***n, so I'm assuming you like Lord of the Rings/Tolkien in general. (Also, while I appreciate your mental fortitude, we don't generally make people read Legendary Badfics before joining.) Do you have a favorite spinoff yet? Mine are Caddy-shack's and Herr Wozzeck's.
Anyway, I look forward to hearing more from you. Enjoy your complementary peanut butter cookies! (I tend to give out food for this sort of thing.)
I like lord of the rings... but my heart lies with the secrets of the immortal nicholas flamel series! It is not very well known, and there are not any missions in it. Thanks for the cookies! These come under 'newbie gifts' in the wiki, right?
You've just brought back memories, I haven't read the Nicholas Flamel series in. . .ages! Whoa.
Another fan of those books here, hi! And welcome to the board, by the way! 8)
there are an awful lot of sues... the latest one can be found at: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10084888/1/Jazmine-and-Cinnamon . alot of people have given it concrit, but the author has not listened to them.
I was quite a bit of lurker too. Glad to know you read plenty of the material in the wiki. It is always good when people do their research.
I think Kitty has already bombarded you with enough questions,
so here, have my trademark Rorschach Book ( Changes according to your current reading interests.)
Thanks for the book!
Assuming that you know of My Little Pony, I was unfortunate enough to read part of Cupcakes once. As bad as it was, though, I've heard of worse. Like Sweet Apple Massacre...
Here, have a Lyra plushie (now 100% free of suggestive holes!), plus one of my own shed feathers (careful, it's pretty sharp!) and a complimentary set of Spikes!
Nice! spikes can be used to kill people who annoy me!
Sorry, I just immediately think of Mistborn when I see the word spike these days.
-Aila
Yes, yes you are. :) I actually read Celebrian.... But... Yeah, don't :)
Have an agent plushie! It's cuddly and dangerous!
Good. I can use it to beat up scathach/josh shippers in SotINF.
Relax! Sit back! Have fun! We don't bite. (Much.)
Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test.
Seriously, there isn't any specific procedure on being a PPCer. As far as we're concerned, you're part of the gang, now. Unless you're mean. But you should be fine.
But! You really haven't told us much! So, are you male or female or robot or starfish? Which fandoms are you in? Do you enjoy pina colidas and long walks on the beach? How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol Hoardes got bored?
Have a scoop of frozen blueberries in cold mango juice! It's delicious. In RL too, so you should try it!
~Kitty
In answer to your question, I'm male and in the SotINF fandom, as well as a guy who has made it his life's mission to eradicate twilight sparklepires(right now, my ff.net alias, Wakah-chan, is writing a fic in which SotINF characters beat up twilight characters). I tried your recipe, it was delicious
mixed with bleeprin and drunk while reading 'my immortal' which is actually quite funny.
oops, I forgot to write who wrote it.
Yep, the Board seems to be the place to get to know everybody. Were you reading the original Legendary Badfics or the PPC'ed ones. If the former, have some Bleeprin, and I feel your pain. I was foolish enough to read both versions of Agony in Pink unsporked. Got any particular fandoms or agents you really like?
It's fun hanging around. There's always something going on...
As a newbie gift I give you this cup of delicious Lady Grey tea. Just don't let the leaves eat you.
Lady grey,the prequel to the critically acclaimed earl grey!
Lady Grey is the same tea as Earl Grey tea - black tea with bergemot - but also has orange and/or lemon rinds in it, too, lending it a citrus-y flavour.
Hello and welcome!
I give to you now a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver bindings. Beware your eyes!
-Aila
How many pages is that?
Durrr...