Subject: HAPPY BIIIRTHDAAAY! *throws balloons in the air* (nm)
Author:
Posted on: 2016-06-23 22:49:00 UTC
-
A score and three years ago... by
on 2016-06-23 17:25:00 UTC
Reply
...a certain armored bird was born into this world. This made a lot of people very angry and is widely considered a bad move.
And yet, here I am, turning 23 as of today. I'm no longer excited over birthdays but there you go.
Squawk!! -
Happy Birthday by
on 2016-06-24 12:05:00 UTC
Reply
May you have many more.
And have a protein! -
A score and three seconds ago... by
on 2016-06-24 07:52:00 UTC
Reply
I read your post and sat back and thought: 'Oh! Brilliant!'
It took another three seconds for me to piece my response together. I hope you like it.
Oh! Brilliant!
My gift upon you is: A musket, the very weapon which revolutionised warfare and made armour in general rather useless.
They are also occasionally used to shoot birds, but that's besides the point.
Quack!! -
*flail* :D by
on 2016-06-24 06:13:00 UTC
Reply
birth
-
HAPPY BIIIRTHDAAAY! *throws balloons in the air* (nm) by
on 2016-06-23 22:49:00 UTC
Reply
-
Happy birthday! *blows noisemaker* by
on 2016-06-23 19:34:00 UTC
Reply
Here's a case of Bleeprin I found in my agents' closet! I forget exactly how many I got in the leadup to mission two (thank you, Board search history), but I have plenty, and judging from the fics you're planning to take on, you'll need it.
-
Congrats... by
on 2016-06-23 19:17:00 UTC
Reply
...on surviving another revolution of this blue-green space rock around a nuclear fireball!
-Phobos -
Happy Birthday! by
on 2016-06-23 19:14:00 UTC
Reply
I wish you a http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/5437 Blue Sky. *Cakes you with Spikes*
-
Happy birthday! by
on 2016-06-23 19:09:00 UTC
Reply
You may not be excited, but we should do something to celebrate nonetheless. There's this fantastic restaurant I know where the universe will explode later for your pleasure. Would you be interested?
--Key -
In any case, you still have a birthday. :V by
on 2016-06-23 18:59:00 UTC
Reply
Hope it's a good one!
-
Sorry, but life is unfair. by
on 2016-06-23 18:18:00 UTC
Reply
You'll take this 'Happy birthday', your self-updating guidebook of all the deathtraps in the multiverse, and your black-hole chocolate cake, and you'll like all of them. Deal with it. Oh, and the fun too. ;)
-
*cakefetti* by
on 2016-06-23 18:05:00 UTC
Reply
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
Sorry, you get the birthday song whether you like it or not. :P -
So it's basically this? by
on 2016-06-23 17:50:00 UTC
Reply
Happy birthday nonetheless, mate. I can still call the band, if you want :D