May you have many more.

And have a protein!

I read your post and sat back and thought: 'Oh! Brilliant!'
It took another three seconds for me to piece my response together. I hope you like it.

Oh! Brilliant!

My gift upon you is: A musket, the very weapon which revolutionised warfare and made armour in general rather useless.
They are also occasionally used to shoot birds, but that's besides the point.

Quack!!

birth

Here's a case of Bleeprin I found in my agents' closet! I forget exactly how many I got in the leadup to mission two (thank you, Board search history), but I have plenty, and judging from the fics you're planning to take on, you'll need it.

...on surviving another revolution of this blue-green space rock around a nuclear fireball!

-Phobos

I wish you a http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/5437 Blue Sky. *Cakes you with Spikes*

You may not be excited, but we should do something to celebrate nonetheless. There's this fantastic restaurant I know where the universe will explode later for your pleasure. Would you be interested?

--Key

Hope it's a good one!

You'll take this 'Happy birthday', your self-updating guidebook of all the deathtraps in the multiverse, and your black-hole chocolate cake, and you'll like all of them. Deal with it. Oh, and the fun too. ;)

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!

*blows noisemakers*

Sorry, you get the birthday song whether you like it or not. :P

Happy birthday nonetheless, mate. I can still call the band, if you want :D