Subject: Hey, hey there shiny newbie!
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Posted on: 2013-01-09 00:53:00 UTC
Welcome to the craziness of the board!
Throw your sanity through the window!
PARTY TIME.
Lol, anyways, your gift is a lightsaver; may you kill many Sues with it :D
Hey! Just introducing myself... Not sure if this is how I'm supposed to, but in any case hello! I am Shailey, I am 16, and I am excited to join this community! I happened upon here via TV Tropes, and nearly wet myself laughing while reading some of the Wikia page as well as the constitution.
Looking forward to learning more about you guys and striving to become one with the site.
Cheers!
Greetings fellow troper, may I ask what your fandoms are? That way I might give you an appropriate gift. Failing that, jelly-baby?
Welcome a-Board newbie! This is probably a belated welcome by the time I'm posting this, but time is just an invention of humans to make us freak out about deadlines. This is also the reason I'm putting off my history homework to say hi to you. So hi! Have a cupcake!
Hellooooo ickle newbie! Have some lemming repellent!
Welcome to the PPC! I hope you have fun. I'm sure you will, actually, because you thought we were funny. Since you appreciate our sense of humor, your newbie gift is some more recommended reading: the Official Fanfiction Universities. They are affiliated with the PPC and have a similar style and craziness level. The idea is exactly what it sounds like--a school for fanfiction writers, where they learn to write good fanfiction from their favorite canon characters.
The Lord of the Rings one is here and the Sherlock one is here.
Enjoy!
Welcome to the craziness of the board!
Throw your sanity through the window!
PARTY TIME.
Lol, anyways, your gift is a lightsaver; may you kill many Sues with it :D
Welcome to the PPC fellow SuperWhoAvengersRingLockian! That may not be an actual word, but if it isn't I have just made it one. Since you came from the direction of TV Tropes, I shall gift to you a Nice Hat! It's default shape is a fedora, but it will change shape and color depending on your preferences. Hope you enjoy your stay!
Good to see you here! TV Tropes is certainly awesome... and addicting. :)
Here, have a bag of muffins. Be careful when eating them, though, they probably try to eat you as well. Just some experimental stuff, but tastes excellent nonetheless.
Have some lembas. Perfect for those days when the Sue can fly and you're left staring into the mines of Moria as the Fellowship flap their way to Mordor.
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Now 13% less flammable!
I'm relatively new, but I'm going to welcome you to the party anyway.
Here's... Wait...
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Here, have a sandwitch. It's a witch. Made of sand. And it's edible. Probably. I didn't check.
Welcome to the Board! Have some chocolate, won't you?
Another Troper :) . Hi, have some fudge!
I came here through TVTropes, too.
Have a plushie colonist/locust/earth spirit from Drowtales!
You like laughing? Have you read some missions (mostly TOS)? If not, go and do that, and have some awesome-laced cookies for the way.
I haven't gotten to the missions yet. I'm still looking about the web page. I'll be sure to read those missions soon though! The cookies were absolutely delicious by the way.
Welcome to the Board, Ostlusha (er... Shailey might be easier for me to remember how to spell. You don't mind if I call you that instead, do you?)
Anyway, welcome! Here, have some Bleepnerds and bleepolate! ...Trust me, you'll need them.
What fandoms are you into, if I might ask?
Don't wory, we won't make you walk the plank.
(…what does that have to do with anything?)
You know, board, plank. It's a pun!
(…If I were not concerned that killing you would subsequently kill me, you would be so dead. Oh, hi, my name is Jumper, I'm this bloke's OC. Here, while I try to find Rat from Pearls Before Swine, why don't you tell me your fandoms/works you are fond of. Since I am a multiverse traveler, I like to give fandom related gifts. So, tell us what you like, and I'll see what I can whip up.)
On a side note, how did you find the ppc on TV Tropes? I found it on Protecters of the Multiverse, so I like to see what wiki-walk lead others to this pit of insanity. Wait, did he say pearls before... Gotta go!
I'm liking this site more and more the deeper I delve! It's a pleasure to meet you Jumper. My favourite fandoms are (in in no particular order) LotR, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Avengers, and Supernatural.
My mates kept telling me to check out TV tropes, and when I did I was reading about troll fiction when I saw a link to this site. Absolutely beautiful. So glad I followed up on this link!
Seriously, why do I have to learn? I'm kidding, I love my school, just apologizing in a funny way for coming back so late. Now, as for the gift you were promic- *loud CLUNK of an ACME anvil (tm) hitting a skull*
(That'll teach you to make awful puns that make no sense!)
(Anyway, it is an absolute pleasure to meet you too Ostlusha. Where did you get that name? It's very unique, and beautiful too. I myself have gathered many names over my travels: Jumper around here, Peregrin in Rome, Palurvantian to the elves of middle earth, and my real name I shall not reveal today.)
(However, you do not care about my names, you care about my gift I promised you. Lord of the Rings in nearly required reading for the PPC, so you are in good standing here. Here is a coil of elven rope, for whatever you can think to use rope for. Enjoy your stay at the PPC!)
...my head...
Greetings new friend! Have a Soundtrack of Life! While it plays, it provides appropriate background music for whatever you happen to be doing.
Goodness, you laughed that hard merely at the wiki? Wait until you read the actual stories! :D
How do you actually get to the stories? Also, a few people mentioned TOC. What's that? I'm still trying to balance my way around the site, and although I've looked, I haven't seen answers to either.
Thanks!
Cheers!
. . . are all spread around on their authors' individual websites. Each agent's wiki page will have links to the missions they appear in.
TOS, short for The Original Series, was the very first set of PPC stories ever written, by coauthors Jay and Acacia. All later stories are fanfiction of the Original Series, so it is considered proper for all PPCers to read it (not that it's much of a chore; they're very fun to read, especially for Tolkien fans!)
And just to be clear, you are already a full, official PPCer, simply by virtue of popping on and introducing yourself yesterday!
*dramatic flourishy presenting*
http://plotprotectors.tripod.com/TOS/
Hello and welcome to the Protectors of the Plot Continuum board. Hope you enjoy your stay!
Have a crate of Bleepka! Please leave your sanity at the door.
I see you've done a lot of the introductory reading, and someone else will probably bother you about TOS, so welcome to the PPC, new friend!